orangepeaceful79 Posted February 3, 2012 #1 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Tell us about your UM crush. Rules - You can't mention your crush by name. Also, please be mindful that there are young eyes who access these forums so keep it squeaky clean. My UM crush is female, smart as a whip, and very good with words. She's a frequent poster, and someone I admire for her formidable mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 3, 2012 #2 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Ha! Ha! This should be fun. Can't wait to try to figure out who everyone is talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor_Strangelove Posted February 3, 2012 #3 Share Posted February 3, 2012 It's clear that everyone's crush is on me. Everyone's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pookie666 Posted February 3, 2012 #4 Share Posted February 3, 2012 It's clear that everyone's crush is on me. Everyone's. Nice... Now you've gone and spoiled the surprise for everyone... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englishgent Posted February 3, 2012 #5 Share Posted February 3, 2012 It's clear that everyone's crush is on me. Everyone's. Ermmm,,,,,,not quite lol Actually, I do like a female with intelligence but it helps to have a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted February 3, 2012 #6 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Many a crush has developed on nothing more than a telephone persona, usually from people at work needing to talk with another person at some distance, in the course of business. I do think it would be a lot easier to 'fall ' for someone on that basis than just the printed word. Can you imagine the shocks (almost invariably on the downside) when eventually people meet and what expectations of attractiveness they had painted in their minds is not met in the flesh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Harlot Posted February 3, 2012 #7 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I have a crush on Knight of Shadows. He shall bare my shadow demon children. D< 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted February 3, 2012 #8 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I have a crush on Knight of Shadows. He shall bare my shadow demon children. D< Makes sense to me, you can't have shade without a shadow ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 3, 2012 #9 Share Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Okay, since no one else is going to, I'll be #2. I developed my "crush" pretty much instantly. She's absolutely stunning. We have many similar tastes & interests. Did I also mention stunning. edit: oh I guess I'm #3 Edited February 3, 2012 by Dosojin Midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 3, 2012 #10 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I crush my opponents. Does that count? Kidding. I genuinely love all the beautiful minds I met on UM. It’s... what to call it... spiritual sibling’s love. Which doesn’t stop me from leaving this to certain someone (My husband won’t mind, he knows I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing pink ribbons in my hair ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted February 3, 2012 #11 Share Posted February 3, 2012 When a person gets to my age and infirmity it's difficult to develop any sort of full-blown crush, but there's a certain member of the female persuasion on this forum that often causes me to leer at the screen and dribble down my shirt-front! "Hello beautiful" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 3, 2012 #12 Share Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) I have a crush on hatopus. Not Helen, just hatopus. Hatopus is so sexy Edited February 3, 2012 by Dosojin Midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted February 3, 2012 #13 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Post 9: Dosojin Midnight is talking about K. I have a crush on that guy, JonathanVonErich. He always starts the best threads in the True Crime Section. But I like a lot of people here: K, Archernyc, Funk, Susieice, Persia, Sakari, Thongy, Bracket, WW, Dosojin Midnight, Eldorado, Maca, just to name a few. Lot of great people here. But nobody I would sleep with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted February 3, 2012 #14 Share Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Sheesh...you guys can't follow the game rules very well : Tell us about your UM crush. Rules - You can't mention your crush by name. (Personally, I'm too old for crushes...rather a shame I must admit) Edited February 3, 2012 by Lilly added bolding 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 3, 2012 #15 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Ha! Ha! WRONG! ...but K is cute, though. C'mon Jon, everyone wants to sleep with me. Be honest... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanVonErich Posted February 3, 2012 #16 Share Posted February 3, 2012 C'mon Jon, everyone wants to sleep with me. Be honest... Ok. I admit it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Wellington Posted February 4, 2012 #17 Share Posted February 4, 2012 It's okay Jon. No one can resist my charming nature. *cuts a fart & follows up with a burp* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratte Posted February 4, 2012 #18 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I have a bit of a crush... But he's straight. lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted February 4, 2012 #19 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Over the years I have had a few crushes on some UM members some were even open crushes. Time suckes but eh, it`s all good and I wish all the best. Ok I still love ya all xoxoxox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2012 #20 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I have a crush on hatopus. Not Helen, just hatopus. Hatopus is so sexy Don’t you dare! At least not while it’s on my head! What it does when I take it off is its own problem, but while it’s on... it’s off limits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2012 #21 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Over the years I have had a few crushes on some UM members some were even open crushes. Time suckes but eh, it`s all good and I wish all the best. Ok I still love ya all xoxoxox You mean there were others?! You cheating, lying... I was this close - *this* close – to ship myself to Canada in one of those “do not tumble” boxes and now you tell me “all the best”? I’m kidding, of course, but it was fun to scare people with pushy East European mail bride routine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted February 4, 2012 #22 Share Posted February 4, 2012 You mean there were others?! You cheating, lying... I was this close - *this* close – to ship myself to Canada in one of those “do not tumble” boxes and now you tell me “all the best”? I’m kidding, of course, but it was fun to scare people with pushy East European mail bride routine Hahahah.....that is quite amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted February 4, 2012 #23 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Last time I had a crush of any kind was when I was squeezing some oranges to fill a glass, and instead I winded up crushing them and making a mess..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2012 #24 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Hahahah.....that is quite amusing. Amusing, huh? You think it’s amusing to sit in cardboard box at the airport and no one shows up to collect you? Then the customs finally open it, after calling the bomb squad in, just in case it was not 60kg of matryoshka dolls inside it like declaration said, and one of them says: “You know what guys, let’s just retape the box and send it back.” I was never so offended in my life. Seriously now, Habitat, how about your crushes? You don’t have a heart of stone, I’m not buying that. Talk. And Beckys Mom too! We are waiting for the other kind of juicy details, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted February 4, 2012 #25 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Amusing, huh? You think it’s amusing to sit in cardboard box at the airport and no one shows up to collect you? Then the customs finally open it, after calling the bomb squad in, just in case it was not 60kg of matryoshka dolls inside it like declaration said, and one of them says: “You know what guys, let’s just retape the box and send it back.” I was never so offended in my life. Seriously now, Habitat, how about your crushes? You don’t have a heart of stone, I’m not buying that. Talk. And Beckys Mom too! We are waiting for the other kind of juicy details, you know You are in good form ! Probably more a case of ancient history nowadays, but I've been wrong before in thinking I was beyond falling for anyone again....however via a keyboard seems even less probable. God, I feel so sad for those lonely souls who get scammed by internet fraudsters who take their money and their expectations of companionship in a double whammy of heartlessness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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