seeder Posted July 29, 2014 #1 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Polish priest claims he is getting texts from an 'evil spirit' inhabiting teenage girl Father Marian Rajchel claims the texts started coming after he performed an exorcism on a teenage girl. JAROSLAW, Poland, July 28 (UPI) --A Polish priest claims that "an evil spirit" has taken over the body of a teenager, and that the demon within the girl is sending him nasty text messages. Father Marian Rajchel performed an exorcism on the girl; he claims the texts started coming shortly thereafter. The exorcism obviously didn't take. "The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul," Rajchel told local media members, the Austrian Times reported. "Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help." http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/07/28/Polish-priest-claims-he-is-getting-texts-from-an-evil-spirit-inhabiting-teenage-girl/6691406572406/#ixzz38r35zFBJ Hmm, Ive had a few nasty text messages from my brother (of all people), and he for sure isnt possessed... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted July 29, 2014 #2 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Demons have phones now? Wonder what network they are on? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted July 29, 2014 #3 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Father Rajchel says that it's not uncommon for demons to possesses people and use their wireless technology Happens all the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted July 29, 2014 #4 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Most people don't know it, but I only post on UM when I'm possessed by a demon. So I don't see what's so far fetched about demons using cell phones. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 29, 2014 #5 Share Posted July 29, 2014 is he sure it's a demon and not a troll....? . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted July 29, 2014 #6 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Most people don't know it, but I only post on UM when I'm possessed by a demon. So I don't see what's so far fetched about demons using cell phones. Any calls from demons can be added to the caller id list, then its up to the reciever if they want to answer. Wonder if the demons have a special number, like 07666 666 666? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Greenman Posted July 29, 2014 #7 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Demons have phones now? Wonder what network they are on? Demons have teenage girls or teenage girls have demons or is it teenage girls are demons. It is no surprise that hell is infested with teenagers. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brian Topp Posted July 29, 2014 Popular Post #8 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Lucifier: Mr. Blzrrrlk, I have a mission for you. I want you to possess a teenager and send lewd messages to a certain priest. Blzrrrlk: Yes Master, ah master? May I ask why are you sending me on a mission like this? is it because of the last Christmas party and you caught me photo copying my bum? Lucifier: No, Not at all my dear chap, If i was displeased you would of been put on oujia board duty. Blzrrrlk: But i just got off duty from oujia board. Lucifier: exactly. Blzrrrlk: Oh.. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+HerNibs Posted July 29, 2014 #9 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Anyone who has raised one already knows that teenage girls have demons. Spoiler...demons are scared of them too. It could have been a cry for help. Nibs 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted July 29, 2014 #10 Share Posted July 29, 2014 is he sure it's a demon and not a troll....? . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted July 29, 2014 #11 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Demons have teenage girls or teenage girls have demons or is it teenage girls are demons. It is no surprise that hell is infested with teenagers. not sure about the teenage girl thingy, let me give the demons a call.. on my mobile. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted July 30, 2014 #12 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I wonder what kind of fee the demons pay and the roaming fee must be hell.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartan max2 Posted July 30, 2014 #13 Share Posted July 30, 2014 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha Demon texts good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLochNessMonster Posted August 1, 2014 #14 Share Posted August 1, 2014 is he sure it's a demon and not a troll....? . My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLochNessMonster Posted August 1, 2014 #15 Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) As soon as I saw the title of the post, I immediately imagined a priest and a demon arguing over text, but actually using text speak. Like, "Omg, srsly?! In the name of God, leave this girl's body, plz. Thx." "Lol! W t f, no! s t f u, priest!" Edited August 1, 2014 by TheLochNessMonster 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousRey Posted August 1, 2014 #16 Share Posted August 1, 2014 So this is why my EX has been sending me all kinds of evil text messages and phone calls, she's possessed by a demon. All this time I thought it was just her hormones! Looks like I need to call in a priest for an exorcism, or maybe just the ghost busters? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBene Posted August 3, 2014 #17 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I love the caption below the photo in the article "priest with a collar" L M A O 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted August 3, 2014 Author #18 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I love the caption below the photo in the article "priest with a collar" L M A O Ha yeh, using a stock image AND its description! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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