Wanted: Polar bear spotter to protect

[Still Waters]

Adventurers with a keen eye sight and loud vocal chords are being offered the chance to explore the Arctic with scientists, in a three week job contract as polar bear spotter.

http://www.independe...ns-8619685.html

[Mnemonix]

No thanks. I prefer penguin spotter.

[freetoroam]

Applicants must also be able to frighten off approaching bears by banging pots and pans,

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I can bang pots and pans....sign me up.