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#46    Enoonmai

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 03:03 PM

Thanks for the wonderful advice. Can I get a second opinion? Does anyone know what is wrong with me out there in Disneyland?

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 05:55 PM

doc, how do i get this blood red wine stain from the carpet in the boot of my car?

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:19 PM

View Postcenobite, on 01 July 2012 - 05:55 PM, said:

doc, how do i get this blood red wine stain from the carpet in the boot of my car?

You can use hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, soda ash, vinegar, club soda, salt or a wide range of commercial products.

Personally, I'd destroy the car. No evidence is good evidence.

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Edited by Eldorado, 01 July 2012 - 08:19 PM.


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Posted 02 July 2012 - 07:44 AM

Good advice can you lend me some petrol and matches

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 01:48 PM

View Postcenobite, on 02 July 2012 - 07:44 AM, said:

Good advice can you lend me some petrol and matches

No.  I'm Scottish and you look English, so I'll sell you some.

(lol)

Anyway...
if Worcestershire is anything like Lanarkshire I'm sure there is some street somewhere you can leave a car parked and it will mysteriously burst into flames pretty quickly... minus radio, tyres and anything shiny.


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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:50 PM

Dear Dr. El,

I have a cat who is in heat and she just won't shut up.  Do you have any advice for how to deal with the situation?


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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:59 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 02 July 2012 - 08:50 PM, said:

Dear Dr. El,

I have a cat who is in heat and she just won't shut up.  Do you have any advice for how to deal with the situation?

Strangle it.  Tis your own fault for having a daft cat.  A dog is a man's best friend!


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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:04 PM

View PostEldorado, on 02 July 2012 - 08:59 PM, said:

Strangle it.  Tis your own fault for having a daft cat.  A dog is a man's best friend!
That's the worst advice I've ever received from anyone, and though I can tell it was an attempt at humor, it wasn't funny.


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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:05 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 02 July 2012 - 09:04 PM, said:

That's the worst advice I've ever received from anyone, and though I can tell it was an attempt at humor, it wasn't funny.

Tough.


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Posted 02 July 2012 - 11:02 PM

View PostEldorado, on 02 July 2012 - 09:05 PM, said:

Tough.
I care pretty deeply about my cats.  I meant no offense.


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Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:29 PM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 02 July 2012 - 11:02 PM, said:

I care pretty deeply about my cats.  I meant no offense.

Apologies, for upsetting you.  This is a joke thread so my advice is not to be taken seriously.

This is not a snide question but would you be just as upset if I had advised someone to strangle their wife cos she never shuts the hell up?

Anways... sorry for causing you distress.


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Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:35 PM

Dear Dr. El:
When i throw my pizzezza at a wall, why doesn't it turn into an ice cube?


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Posted 03 July 2012 - 01:34 PM

View PostEldorado, on 03 July 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

Apologies, for upsetting you.  This is a joke thread so my advice is not to be taken seriously.
And here I thought you were a real Dr.


View PostEldorado, on 03 July 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

This is not a snide question but would you be just as upset if I had advised someone to strangle their wife cos she never shuts the hell up?
Of course not, who cares about some random bloke's wife anyway?  Far less important than my cats.


View PostEldorado, on 03 July 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

Anways... sorry for causing you distress.
You'd better be mister.  You'd better be!  :angry:


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Posted 03 July 2012 - 01:50 PM

View PostInsightful Waffles, on 03 July 2012 - 12:35 PM, said:

Dear Dr. El:
When i throw my pizzezza at a wall, why doesn't it turn into an ice cube?

Cos you're not cool enough.

Yet.

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Edited by Eldorado, 03 July 2012 - 01:52 PM.


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Posted 03 July 2012 - 01:54 PM

can i ask for your advice on something else?...





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