DreamRebel Posted January 29, 2004 #1 Share Posted January 29, 2004 [Edit] Post removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffybunny Posted January 29, 2004 #2 Share Posted January 29, 2004 The global network has been described by one expert as an "international supermarket" of nuclear parts and support. Do you think they have an 800 number? FluffyBunnies minds wanders to the call center: "Hello, thank you for calling jihad technical support, how can I help?" -My bomb won't explode... "OK, I can help you with that. Have you tried rebooting or ctrl-alt-delete?" - Yes twice, please hurry the infedels are getting away... "A gentle tap on the casing with your foot sometimes helps, try that..." -A tap with my foot? are you sure? that isn't in my jihad manual. "Give it a shot, otherwise we will have to escalate this to a service call that will take 24-48 hours to get someone out to your site..." -OK, I'll try it on the left side...tap...tap...smack-KABOOM. ***dial tone*** "Thank you for calling customer support, have a nice day..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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<bleeding_heart> Posted January 30, 2004 #4 Share Posted January 30, 2004 All of it useless without the raw materials thank god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted January 30, 2004 #5 Share Posted January 30, 2004 All of it useless without the raw materials thank god. well there is always north korea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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