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Stupid Things You've Done


Miss Shadows

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We've all done them, so let's comiserate. This is intended for the idiocies of UM'ers and their associated parties, not fake reality TV shows. What've you and/or your friends and family done that deserves a Darwin award, or makes people on youtube look like regular geniuses? Go.

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in middel school i snuck and replaced the water in my teachers waterbottel with water from the toilet. Then she drunk it.

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Instead of finding myself, a career path, and a girl, I did drugs.

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Instead of finding myself, a career path, and a girl, I did drugs.

Instead of doing drugs I got a job and got married.

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Lol. Honesty is my middle name.

I've put out of date sausages in the microwave which gave me a severe case of " worms".

I've bought a David Icke book which for the sake of my sanity has dropped off the face of the earth.

Btw I should be banned from ATM's because I either leave the card or cash in the machine.

Touch wood I'm not done both at the same time but at least somebody got a free handout yesterday.

Just doing my bit for care in the community because they might need it more than me.

If only I would stop daydreaming so it's makes it harder for any wannabe opportunists.

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It involves bacan raw meat a kid I hate and his toy sized dogs his a live but has the scars never messed wit me again

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For myself, not getting a proper education to land a good job because I was too busy partying.

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Instead of doing drugs I got a job and got married.

My condolences, I share your pain. ;)

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What've you and/or your friends and family done that deserves a Darwin award, or makes people on youtube look like regular geniuses? Go.

I to took apart a table-lamp in order to get the cord behind a wall-mounted shelf. As I tried to fiddle the cord up with one hand I tried to grab it with the other, standing on a chair. What I forgot to do though, was to unplug the lamp from the socket before taking it apart. I realised that, the hard way, when I got hold of the cord with my other hand.

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To my defence I should mention that I was 12 years old. :)

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The very first thing I think of is posted ridiculous things on this site! Lol seriously I have some completely embarrassing posts on here from when I was 15 now (23) and thank God I learned to spell finally. I posted so much and argued so much with others on here well a few others and I cannot believe I wasn't banned! Seriously it may not sound very dumb, but it is. For God's sake a made a poll about Who's Your Favorite Spongebob character? SMH

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  • 2 weeks later...

As a kid I decided to take my big wheel down a large hill on a cement sidewalk then tried to stop it, on the plus side, I realized I would never make a good ball.

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I fell in love with an insane goth girl in high school who did drugs and cheated on me multiple times... I still don't know for sure how many other guys she's had sex with... She lied to my face over and over, and led me to believe she was someone she wasn't. She ruined the relationship I have with my mother and was an admitted porn addict as well. Her entire family was nothing but inbred hillbillies, and she had a larger family than most ever had. She ruined my schooling and caused me to have horrible grades, and she herself failed and had to repeat to entire grade levels... And through all that, I loved her like crazy, and I for some odd reason thought she loved me...

Believe it or not, I'm literally not exhaggerating. I loved her for what I thought she was, and then later decided to settle believing I could never do any better. She has hurt me more times and in more ways than I can even begin to imagine, and it's all because of my unbelievable stupidity back in high school...

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Said - I DO lol

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Done so many things that are crazy.

One to share would maybe be this:

Dropped my favourite marble when along came the last bus of the night./ missed the bus whilst looking for it..

didi't find it, and then missed the bus. Incurred the wrath of others. :no:

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Done so many things that are crazy.

One to share would maybe be this:

Dropped my favourite marble when along came the last bus of the night./ missed the bus whilst looking for it..

didi't find it, and then missed the bus. Incurred the wrath of others. :no:

I lost my marbles once too, I just didn't looking for them lol :P

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It all started for me before I was born when God asked me what sort of brain I wanted. I thought He said "train" so I asked for a slow one!

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It all started for me before I was born when God asked me what sort of brain I wanted. I thought He said "train" so I asked for a slow one!

Well he got that wrong didn't he!

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Well he got that wrong didn't he!

Don't quite know how to take that!s9399.gif

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It all started for me before I was born when God asked me what sort of brain I wanted. I thought He said "train" so I asked for a slow one!

God asked me about what type of brain I wanted? I thought he said pain, and said no thanks lol :P

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Didn't trust my intuition...found out I was correct 12 years later. I'll never get those 12 years back.

Ouch! I feel your pain Lilly. :(

Since the title of this thread isn't The Most Stupid Thing You've Done I'll just post the following:

Umm..... Errr.... Uhh....

On second thought, forget it. There's nothing I can post on a family friendly forum that won't get me banned for life. :blink:

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The most stupid thing i have ever done would be if i even put a top 10 of stupid things i have done on the internet haha

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Are we limited to just one thing?

I've done more stupid things than I care to say. I had a dear friend tell me before I married the woman I married, ".....take a good hard look at her mother, because whether you believe it or not when gets to be that age you're going to get about eighty-five percent of what her mother is now." Naturally, I was all in love and naive and married her anyway. Now I'm happily divorced.....broke and working at a job I hate with no future and happy as I can be.

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I was a barista and put the cup of coffee I just made in front of the cash register.. I typed in the codes and when the "cha-ching" thing happened and the tray popped out the coffee fell on the floor. The customer wasnt amused and I felt dumb.

I also got my hair caught in a paper folding machine.

Also.. I used to wear those long fake fingernails and one of them came off but I stuck it back on with a bandaid. I worked at a restaraunt called Steamers which had a window on one side for serving ice-cream to people walking by (this is in the tourist district) so I was at the ice-cream counter waiting on a customet and my fingernail, bandaid and all fell off and landed right on top of the scoop. It would have been perfectly placed if it were a cherry. Luckily the customer didnt notice, I kinda just flicked it off and handed it to them anyway.

Also at the same job I lifted a lid off a steam pot and burned my wrist so bad I needed bandages, people thought I tried to kill myself because of the placement of my removed skin.. I had a scar for like 10 years, it finally went away.

I have other dumb stuff... but theres some dumb work stories for you...

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