I look quite young for my age !

[back to earth]

A woman gets out of the shower one morning and looks at herself in the mirror, turning this way and that ... posing ; 'Wow! I still look pretty good for a woman of 43 .... I could pass for a woman in her 30's ! "

She feels so good about herself, on the bus, she turns to the woman next to her;

"How old would you say I am?"

"Ummm, late 30's ?"

<smug> " I am 43!"

"Ohh ? You dont look it."

"I know "

Then she transferes to a train, on the train she asks a woman;

"How old do you think I am?"

"Ohhh ... mid 30's ?"

"I am actually 43!"

"Well ! Really ? You look a lot younger ! "

"I know ! "

Now she is walking from the station to work, she goes into McDonalds to get a take-away coffee, there is a line up, she cant contain herself, she starts a conversation with the woman in line in front of her ... and ...

"How old do you think I am?"

"Early 30s ? "

"No ... although I may look that young I am not I am actually 43 years old ! "

"Well ... good for you ! "

Now in her office she is over the Moon about herself. The mail boy comes in with the mail, and she cant stop now."

"How old would you say I look?"

"I can tell exactly how old you are."

"Go one then, I bet you cant."

"Well, I cant actually do it just like that ... I have this special way of doing it, but I cant really do it with you."

"Why not, what special way of telling, what do you do , is there some type of Man's secret about this."

"Well yes, but it is a bit embarrassing?"

"I wont be embarrassed , you have to tell me."

"Okay ... I umm ... I do it by looking at the woman breasts ... thats a dead giveaway ! "

So she stands up straight, puts her shoulders back and thrusts her breasts forward.

"So, how old do I look."

"No ... I cant do it like that ... that's why its embarrassing ... I can only do it from looking at the breasts ... who can really see what a breast is like through the clothes?"

"Ohhh ... I seee .... ah, what the heck .... "

So she takes her top off

Mail boy; " Okay ... now lift your arms up ... oh ... I see, okay, now down ... up ... down ... up ... down. Now turn to the side ... other side ... shoulders back ..... now jiggle up and down a bit .... ummmmmm ...... 43! "

"What ! How did you do that ? " she puts her top back on. "43 ... I look 43 with my top off ? Oh no ... tell me, what did you see, how could you tell, what can I do to fix it ..."

"oh dont worry, there is nothing wrong with looking 43."

"No! tell me, I have to know."

"No I cant tell you. You will get mad at me."

"No I wont, you have to tell me."

"No way ... I know you will get angry at me."

"Look, this is serious, I promise and give my word to you I will not get mad and there will be no repercussions and I will never mention this to anyone. Tell me, how you could tell I am 43."

" And I wont be in trouble?"

"No .. I swear it "

"Okay .... I was behind you this morning on the line to get coffee at McDonalds."

[Careful_perspective]

Haha so silly.

[StRoostifer]

Ha ha, well done sir!

[FollowTheTrail]

That was so good!

[Overdueleaf]

good one.. hahahaha

[wishtosee]

Hahaha

[Indiogene]

We're not only living longer nowadays, I noticed humans age slower than our ancestors. Welcome to the 21st century or 3rd millennium AD or the Age of Aquarius, whatever we call it. I turn 35 next week (I feel "older") and wonders what I'll be like at 70 or 105, possibly live to be 120 in the year 2100!