Still Waters Posted June 20, 2015 #1 Share Posted June 20, 2015 A plastered partygoer has attempted to satisfy his drunk munchies with a hard to swallow snack. Police from Nanjing, in China's Jiangsu Province, were notified by concerned neighbours that a heavily intoxicated man was chowing down on a bucket full of fresh concrete. When police arrived, the man explained he was ravenous after a night of heavy drinking at a local bar, according to Jiangsu TV News. http://www.dailymail...same-paste.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntyseptic Posted June 20, 2015 #2 Share Posted June 20, 2015 He thought it was the set menu. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bubblykiss Posted June 20, 2015 Popular Post #3 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I can't count the number of times I have walked home drunk, encountered an item that I decided was food, ate it en masse without ascertaining if it was edible and been hospitalized as a result of my decisions. No wait, I can. It is zero. Yep, never happened. Maybe my life-long philosophy of never eating buckets of grey paste on the side of the road has served me better than I first thought. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tcgram Posted June 20, 2015 Popular Post #4 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I guess he misunderstood what it meant to be "stoned". I know, I know, boo.....LOL 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Leonardo Posted June 20, 2015 Popular Post #5 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Well, his fame has now been cemented in history. *sorry* 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 20, 2015 #6 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I so not believe this, have we got any concrete proof it is true? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderAlice Posted June 20, 2015 #7 Share Posted June 20, 2015 He must have been utterly stoned to do that, indeed. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted June 20, 2015 #8 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I so not believe this, have we got any concrete proof it is true? How about we throw it in the mixer and ask everyone's opinion? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infernal Gnu Posted June 20, 2015 #9 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Amazing, homely women look delicious after you get drunk, but this guy took it to extremes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 20, 2015 #10 Share Posted June 20, 2015 How about we throw it in the mixer and ask everyone's opinion? Good idea, will leave you in charge of the data aggregate. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted June 20, 2015 #11 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) Good idea, will leave you in charge of the data aggregate. I surrender! Your command of punnery is far superior to mine, unless I can somehow get it reinforced! Edited June 20, 2015 by Leonardo 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Harry_Dresden Posted June 20, 2015 Popular Post #12 Share Posted June 20, 2015 This guy prolly needed to harden-up anyway... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecoNoir Posted June 20, 2015 #13 Share Posted June 20, 2015 If the guy wanted the taste of concrete so much, he could have found a McDonalds. I'll see myself out. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lilly Posted June 20, 2015 Popular Post #14 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I wonder if he now suffers from constipation? Could bring new meaning to the old saying, trying to 'S' word a brick! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crabby Kitten Posted June 20, 2015 #15 Share Posted June 20, 2015 The guy is probably mixed up! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted June 20, 2015 #16 Share Posted June 20, 2015 *opens thread* *sees torrent of puns* *backs away slowly* 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted June 20, 2015 #17 Share Posted June 20, 2015 *opens thread* *sees torrent of puns* *backs away slowly* You know you want to try one! Go on, just one little pun. What could it hurt! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted June 21, 2015 #18 Share Posted June 21, 2015 it's not the puns themselves i fear. it's the fact that once i start, i can't stop. they pour out of me. i'm not asphault, it's something i can't control. and in the end, i just feel stirred up, and that my reputation has been cemented as rediculous. macadamit. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted June 21, 2015 #19 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I see now the foundations of your anxiety. It seems your reaction to punnery is set, without hope of any curing! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varelse Posted June 21, 2015 #20 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Poor little guy. He'll never rock and roll again.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted June 21, 2015 #21 Share Posted June 21, 2015 (edited) I'm thinking, how bad can the local food taste if you can mistake it for a bucket of concrete? That would be one heck of a case of constipation. Edited June 21, 2015 by Sundew 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted June 21, 2015 #22 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I heard his wife told him never to eat concrete, but he didn't know what cement by it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrLzs Posted June 21, 2015 #23 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I'm trying to consider the implications of this at a deeper level - as an abstract concept.. But nope, I just can't for some reason. (Going for the most intellectual pun..) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted June 21, 2015 #24 Share Posted June 21, 2015 He'll be rendered a fool. What a heavy burden to carry around. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted June 21, 2015 #25 Share Posted June 21, 2015 macadamit. +100 for the antiquated, out of use, esoteric pun. I'm not even going to try. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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