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Whats the worst pickup line you have heard?


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Are you from Tennessee?

You are the only ten I see :tu:

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this face is leaving in 5 minutes.... be on it :lol:

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Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a c ** k

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theres only one thing wrong with your legs..

theyre not round my neck :lol:

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if I said you had a beautiful body

would you hold it against me?

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Are you from Tennessee?

You are the only ten I see :tu:

that's not a pickup line, that's a silver jews song!

Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a c ** k

:cry:

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i... am speechless.

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worst one? "hey! you wanna ****!?"

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that's not a pickup line, that's a silver jews song!

i... am speechless.

You speechless...get outta here! 656211b6.gif

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does this rag smell of chloroform to you? :lol:

Now, true story about a woman who thought I was chatting her up

I was stood behind this woman in the supermarket, and she had a basket with not much in it. On the conveyor belt she placed... A cucumber, 4 tomatoes in a bag... a tin of peas, bag of cheesy puffs, and a bar of chocalate

I was absentmindely watching her packing, and looked at her body, then her face...and she caught me looking so I gave that cheeky smile of mine...and I said, "I bet youre single arent you?"... She blushed and said.."Yes actually,,=..I AM" and blushed even more girly....then she said...."I saw you watching me packing my stuff, can you really tell Im single from what I bought?"

And I said 'no not at all...its just that youre an ugly cow' :lol:

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Now, true story about a woman who thought I was chatting her up

I was stood behind this woman in the supermarket, and she had a basket with not much in it. On the conveyor belt she placed... A cucumber, 4 tomatoes in a bag... a tin of peas, bag of cheesy puffs, and a bar of chocalate

I was absentmindely watching her packing, and looked at her body, then her face...and she caught me looking so I gave that cheeky smile of mine...and I said, "I bet youre single arent you?"... She blushed and said.."Yes actually,,=..I AM" and blushed even more girly....then she said...."I saw you watching me packing my stuff, can you really tell Im single from what I bought?"

And I said 'no not at all...its just that youre an ugly cow' :lol:

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Course she was single, That cucumber wasn't for use in a salad you know.

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wow seeder lmao the grapefruits on ya. jesus.....

I dont know if you saw the final version of that post... had a few beers and made a few edits.. try it again

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Course she was single, That cucumber wasn't for use in a salad you know.

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I dont know if you saw the final version of that post... had a few beers and made a few edits.. try it again

oh i got it all lmao

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"You-Me-Handcuffs-Whipped Cream-Any Questions?" :)

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"You-Me-Handcuffs-Whipped Cream-Any Questions?" :)

thats a bad pickup line?!???

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a thing to teach shy women really early in a relationship

'hey babe...I know youre shy and stuff and thats OK...so to NOT embarass you talking about sex... Ive got a real easy way for you to let me know.... if you want sex, then just pull my sausage twice...for yes....but if you dont want it... pull it 300 times - for no...ok'?

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You speechless...get outta here! 656211b6.gif

well! i don't even know what to say about that!

on pickup lines: i've always kind of wanted someone to use the awful "are those space pants" line on me. because i do, in fact, own a pair of space pants. they've got stars and planets on them!

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well! i don't even know what to say about that!

on pickup lines: i've always kind of wanted someone to use the awful "are those space pants" line on me. because i do, in fact, own a pair of space pants. they've got stars and planets on them!

They sound out of this world.

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thats a bad pickup line?!???

That's not a bad pickup line??? It must be my serial-killer glasses then... I wear them all the time, especially when I talk to strangers, it's true! :)

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That's not a bad pickup line??? It must be my serial-killer glasses then... I wear them all the time, especially when I talk to strangers, it's true! :)

not at all if i heard that id be like "welp! i got the handcuffs if you got the... hey wait where you going!?"

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