We've all done them, so let's comiserate. This is intended for the idiocies of UM'ers and their associated parties, not fake reality TV shows. What've you and/or your friends and family done that deserves a Darwin award, or makes people on youtube look like regular geniuses? Go.
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Stupid Things You've Done
Come On, Let's Be Honest Now...
Started by HeartsAreForBreaking , Jan 13 2013 07:08 AM
Started by HeartsAreForBreaking , Jan 13 2013 07:08 AM
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:08 AM
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:16 AM
in middel school i snuck and replaced the water in my teachers waterbottel with water from the toilet. Then she drunk it.
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 07:31 AM
Instead of finding myself, a career path, and a girl, I did drugs.
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 08:13 AM
_Only, on 13 January 2013 - 07:31 AM, said:
Instead of finding myself, a career path, and a girl, I did drugs.
Instead of doing drugs I got a job and got married.
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 08:16 PM
Lol. Honesty is my middle name.
I've put out of date sausages in the microwave which gave me a severe case of " worms".
I've bought a David Icke book which for the sake of my sanity has dropped off the face of the earth.
Btw I should be banned from ATM's because I either leave the card or cash in the machine.
Touch wood I'm not done both at the same time but at least somebody got a free handout yesterday.
Just doing my bit for care in the community because they might need it more than me.
If only I would stop daydreaming so it's makes it harder for any wannabe opportunists.
I've put out of date sausages in the microwave which gave me a severe case of " worms".
I've bought a David Icke book which for the sake of my sanity has dropped off the face of the earth.
Btw I should be banned from ATM's because I either leave the card or cash in the machine.
Touch wood I'm not done both at the same time but at least somebody got a free handout yesterday.
Just doing my bit for care in the community because they might need it more than me.
If only I would stop daydreaming so it's makes it harder for any wannabe opportunists.
Edited by Medium Brown, 13 January 2013 - 08:18 PM.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 02:07 AM
It involves bacan raw meat a kid I hate and his toy sized dogs his a live but has the scars never messed wit me again
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 04:43 AM
For myself, not getting a proper education to land a good job because I was too busy partying.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 03:00 PM
Arbenol68, on 13 January 2013 - 08:13 AM, said:
Instead of doing drugs I got a job and got married.
My condolences, I share your pain.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 03:11 PM
HeartsAreForBreaking, on 13 January 2013 - 07:08 AM, said:
What've you and/or your friends and family done that deserves a Darwin award, or makes people on youtube look like regular geniuses? Go.
I to took apart a table-lamp in order to get the cord behind a wall-mounted shelf. As I tried to fiddle the cord up with one hand I tried to grab it with the other, standing on a chair. What I forgot to do though, was to unplug the lamp from the socket before taking it apart. I realised that, the hard way, when I got hold of the cord with my other hand.
To my defence I should mention that I was 12 years old.
"Opinions are like a**holes, everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:17 AM
The very first thing I think of is posted ridiculous things on this site! Lol seriously I have some completely embarrassing posts on here from when I was 15 now (23) and thank God I learned to spell finally. I posted so much and argued so much with others on here well a few others and I cannot believe I wasn't banned! Seriously it may not sound very dumb, but it is. For God's sake a made a poll about Who's Your Favorite Spongebob character? SMH
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 07:40 AM
As a kid I decided to take my big wheel down a large hill on a cement sidewalk then tried to stop it, on the plus side, I realized I would never make a good ball.
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:30 AM
I fell in love with an insane goth girl in high school who did drugs and cheated on me multiple times... I still don't know for sure how many other guys she's had sex with... She lied to my face over and over, and led me to believe she was someone she wasn't. She ruined the relationship I have with my mother and was an admitted porn addict as well. Her entire family was nothing but inbred hillbillies, and she had a larger family than most ever had. She ruined my schooling and caused me to have horrible grades, and she herself failed and had to repeat to entire grade levels... And through all that, I loved her like crazy, and I for some odd reason thought she loved me...
Believe it or not, I'm literally not exhaggerating. I loved her for what I thought she was, and then later decided to settle believing I could never do any better. She has hurt me more times and in more ways than I can even begin to imagine, and it's all because of my unbelievable stupidity back in high school...
Believe it or not, I'm literally not exhaggerating. I loved her for what I thought she was, and then later decided to settle believing I could never do any better. She has hurt me more times and in more ways than I can even begin to imagine, and it's all because of my unbelievable stupidity back in high school...
Jesus Christ - Matthew 28:18-20 said:
"All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:38 PM
Said - I DO lol
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:57 PM
Done so many things that are crazy.
One to share would maybe be this:
Dropped my favourite marble when along came the last bus of the night./ missed the bus whilst looking for it..
didi't find it, and then missed the bus. Incurred the wrath of others.
One to share would maybe be this:
Dropped my favourite marble when along came the last bus of the night./ missed the bus whilst looking for it..
didi't find it, and then missed the bus. Incurred the wrath of others.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:26 PM
Mistydawn, on 04 February 2013 - 04:57 PM, said:
Done so many things that are crazy.
One to share would maybe be this:
Dropped my favourite marble when along came the last bus of the night./ missed the bus whilst looking for it..
didi't find it, and then missed the bus. Incurred the wrath of others.
One to share would maybe be this:
Dropped my favourite marble when along came the last bus of the night./ missed the bus whilst looking for it..
didi't find it, and then missed the bus. Incurred the wrath of others.
I lost my marbles once too, I just didn't looking for them lol
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