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Man at cinema shoots self in buttocks

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#46    Sir Wearer of Hats

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:07 AM

Was the film so bad he had to shoot himself to alleviate the drudgery of it?

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:58 AM

he could have just said he wanted to go to the bathroom and make an exit from the film. but he chose a more dramatic exit by shooting himself in the butt :)

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:19 AM

There's a LMAO moment!

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 06:06 AM

View PostHilander, on 16 August 2012 - 07:35 PM, said:

Glad I don't live there, I would rather put up with idiots than idiotic laws.

At least we have lowest fatal crime rates in the world and we don't need to worry about being victims of gun violence whereever we go.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:39 AM

Another Republican attempts to blow his brains out.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:16 PM

Pure skill.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 02:46 PM

View Postand then, on 16 August 2012 - 11:21 PM, said:

This reminds me of a Police officer in my hometown who managed to shoot himself in the butt while getting into his cruiser.  He never lived it down either.  I think they called him "lefty" for awhile, not sure why... :w00t:

And the general who shot himself sticking the Colt .45 in his belt.. oh no, that was a different story, the Army uses Berettas since then.... :devil:

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 12:12 AM

Well if he didn't before he certainly has two brown eyes now. :tu:

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 04:29 AM

Everyone has the Right to REAR Arms, Oops I mean BEAR Arms!!!

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 05:04 AM

Bet his fellow cinema goers weren't amused (at first).

You gotta wonder how many folk needed a change of pants and it's lucky no one had a heartache.

Edited by libstaK, 18 August 2012 - 05:05 AM.

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 05:45 AM

I can't really say that I blame him for bringing a handgun with him to a theatre, especially after the fiasco in Denver.

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 11:43 AM

View PostAlienated Being, on 21 August 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

I can't really say that I blame him for bringing a handgun with him to a theatre, especially after the fiasco in Denver.

I felt the same after this incident....

"A naked man wielding a 3 ft (91 cm) Samurai sword burst into St Andrew's Roman Catholic church in Thornton Heath, Croydon, during Sunday Mass.The man indiscriminately attacked parishioners - injuring four of them critically - before he was overpowered by members of the congregation."

..unfortunately my fellow parishioners at our local Church objected to me singing "How Great Thou Art" with a Samurai sword strapped to my back.  They felt "uncomfortable", for some reason.  Pfft.

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 12:35 PM

Plaxico Burress would be proud of this fella. :D

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 03:45 AM

Boy, I guess he really had to get the lead out to leave that movie.

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Everyone has the Right to REAR Arms, Oops I mean BEAR Arms!!!

****LO freakin L*****

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