Eldorado Posted August 5, 2014 #1 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Prison visitor looks and/or acts suspicious so gets a cavity search. 'Searchers found: two mobile phones, two batteries, pliers, two drill bits, eight pieces of hacksaw blade, five nails and three sim cards in his anal cavity.' Source and nice photo of his swag: http://www.crimelibrary.com/blog/2014/07/25/photo-prison-visitor-had-23-things-stashed-in-his-butt/index.html He'll be the butt of jokes for rest of his life now. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted August 5, 2014 #2 Share Posted August 5, 2014 People scare me with the things they shove up their bum. *shudders* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Ford Posted August 5, 2014 #3 Share Posted August 5, 2014 That story reminds me of this one time at Band Camp.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted August 5, 2014 #4 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I have a feeling the butt smuggler will soon realize the irony of his talents in the prison showers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amaterasu Posted August 5, 2014 #5 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Excellent!! An @rse like a wizards sleeve ....I bet the searchers would have been more impressed if the anal hoard had been followed by a string of bunting, a bunch of flowers and a few doves for good measure 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted August 5, 2014 #6 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Umm, wow! That's really all I can say, wow! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted August 5, 2014 #7 Share Posted August 5, 2014 And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul.. *Goes to lube my butt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StRoostifer Posted August 5, 2014 #8 Share Posted August 5, 2014 And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul.. *Goes to lube my butt Whoaa! The instructions clearly state " do not try this at home!". Or anywhere else for that matter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted August 6, 2014 #9 Share Posted August 6, 2014 All I can say is ouch.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted August 6, 2014 #10 Share Posted August 6, 2014 How long has he been at this sort of thing? I imagine this takes practice. Or maybe I don't want to imagine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted August 6, 2014 #11 Share Posted August 6, 2014 And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul.. *Goes to lube my butt Try not to clog the toilet once you're done LOL! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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