Darwin has completely eclipsed other theories that are just as legitimate for explaining the world! As Jean-Baptiste Lamarck said, a giraffe only got it's long neck because earlier proto-giraffe's stretched their necks. This explains much of our world to a T and it has influenced architecture and design as a whole! I'd like to see some no good rotten Darwinist influence these things!
Yes, Darwin knew nothing. I, as an armchair amateur scientist who sees the world every time I turn the TV on, know for sure how things really work.
Please don't take this seriously, this is a satirical post while also pointing out that Darwin wasn't the first or only person to develop an evolutionary theory that many seem to blame him for. Lamarck's ideas worked pretty well for explaining things for his time with limited data but was proven incorrect through scientific research, something Darwin's theory has survived well against.
Great post. The school of armchair science is greatly undervalued. LOL