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[Karlis]

This reminds me of the TV Comedy series, "Thank God You're here".

I think one would have to ad-lib as best as they could, no matter what their circumstances.

[Magicjax]

I would probably try to show him a magic trick. If it fooled him I'd probably say, "Nah. I'll stay here.".

[Beckys_Mom]

I am late for just about everything, even my mother was forever saying - Our Geri would be late for her own funeral.. She is probably right !!

I thought of a few things that I would gladly drop and run from   and not waste a min....

If I had a stack of ironing to do...I would jump at the chance to leave it and go

A Jehovah's Witness calling at my door, saying - Have you heard the good news?... I would say  Yea funny enough I have- See ya   !!

Jury duty? ......... Thank you God. I'm out of that one..lol

In laws coming over for their usual nag and dictating session........  Not today  I'm off  gotta run...!!

When it is Garys night to watch whatever he likes and I have to watch  ( we always take turns )...He usually would watch the same movies I have seen 100 times or more  or worse  Bond movies  ........I would tell Jesus - You really ARE the saviour  ha ha

Due for a tax audit..!

Been asked to go to Gary's mothers house for one of her gruelling dinners, where I normally hate sitting there listening to them eat and talk about boring stuff.......It would be a great excuse to say..Not today thanks and don't bother heating it for me !!

Yup I would jump at the chance to get out of those things...

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 03 April 2012 - 07:16 PM.

[JayMark]

Immagine that happening to an atheist guy.

Atheist: "Well, howdy sir! May I help you?"

God: "I'm God, it's time to go."

Atheist: "But I don't even think you exist."

God: "Well, I'm right here. You can see me now can you?"

Atheist: *Covers eyes* "Sorry, I don't see anybody here!"

God: "Well you can hear me now can you?"

Atheist: *Plucks ears and yells* "La la la la la la!!!! Can't see or hear anything, la la la la!!!"

God: "Whatever..." *Changes atheist guy into a fly swatter* "Now that can be handy." *Leaves* *Hits the end of the world switch* *Universe collapses into singularity* *New big bang starts* *Universe evolves until next end of the world* *Comes down to bring people to heaven*

Atheist: "Well, howdy sir! May I help you?"

God: "I'm God, it's time to go."


...


Ad vitam aeternam...

... or until there's no more room for fly swatters...

Edited by JayMark, 04 April 2012 - 06:47 PM.

[Taun]

I would have to hit the snooze button first...

[WoIverine]

Actually, my last 30 minute(s) request would probably involve any of the girls from this year's SI Swimsuit issue.  

Edited by Spid3rCyd3, 04 April 2012 - 09:22 PM.

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

Knowing my luck, the Good Lord would come for me right in the middle of the season finale of Doctor Who

[Alienated Being]

I would say, "I really need to stop eating those magic mushrooms".

[Taun]

SInce I'm getting older I would have to make sure there are restrooms along the way...  

[Beckys_Mom]

Wearer of Hats, on 04 April 2012 - 10:38 PM, said:

Knowing my luck, the Good Lord would come for me right in the middle of the season finale of Doctor Who

Ha ha  yea most likely...  I was thinking... as I am into  the TV show - SUPERNATURAL   I  watch it all the time.. I am on series 7 now...I know that if I was waiting on a cliff hanger episode..wondering   will Dean make it? DING DONG  Jesus is at the door.....sigh lol

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 05 April 2012 - 04:34 PM.

[Abramelin]

JayMark, on 04 April 2012 - 06:44 PM, said:

Immagine that happening to an atheist guy.

Atheist: "Well, howdy sir! May I help you?"

God: "I'm God, it's time to go."

Atheist: "But I don't even think you exist."

God: "Well, I'm right here. You can see me now can you?"

Atheist: *Covers eyes* "Sorry, I don't see anybody here!"

God: "Well you can hear me now can you?"

Atheist: *Plucks ears and yells* "La la la la la la!!!! Can't see or hear anything, la la la la!!!"

God: "Whatever..." *Changes atheist guy into a fly swatter* "Now that can be handy." *Leaves* *Hits the end of the world switch* *Universe collapses into singularity* *New big bang starts* *Universe evolves until next end of the world* *Comes down to bring people to heaven*

Atheist: "Well, howdy sir! May I help you?"

God: "I'm God, it's time to go."


...

Then the atheist woke up, and said:

Alienated Being, on 05 April 2012 - 03:51 PM, said:

"I really need to stop eating those magic mushrooms".

[Alienated Being]

Abramelin, on 05 April 2012 - 04:44 PM, said:

Then the atheist woke up, and said:

I think I just pissed myself....... omg. LOL!!!

[JayMark]

Abramelin, on 05 April 2012 - 04:44 PM, said:

Then the atheist woke up, and said:

Awesome! Hahaha!

Niiiiice!

[JayMark]

Alienated Being, on 05 April 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

I think I just pissed myself....... omg. LOL!!!

Here's a thin napkin.

*Gives*

[Magicjax]

Actually. At least from this atheist. The conversation would end more like this.

I'm god.

Me: prove it.

(he proves he's god in some way)

Me: Ok. So you're god. I was wrong. But I still don't like you. Don't trust you and I didn't like many if the things you did.

POOF!!

Edited by Magicjax, 05 April 2012 - 05:13 PM.