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'Jesus' causes uproar at darts contest
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, Dec 13 2012 04:13 PM
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 04:36 AM
Jesus returns and is mocked. Just like last time...
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 07:11 AM
Sundew, on 14 December 2012 - 09:09 PM, said:
More like alcohol causes drunken stupidity.
Yeah....but whataya gonna do...
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 07:49 AM
Lava_Lady, on 15 December 2012 - 07:11 AM, said:
Yeah....but whataya gonna do...
Strangely enough your post reminded me of Hulk Hogan.
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 08:17 AM
No one actually knows what Jesus looked like.Every painting I've seen portrays him slightly different,and there were no cameras those days.If he stood in a Police line up for example where people look similar,could anyone pick him out.
(1) try your best, ............if that dont work.
(2) try your second best, ........if that dont work
(3) give up you aint gonna win
(2) try your second best, ........if that dont work
(3) give up you aint gonna win
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 11:06 AM
wolfknight, on 13 December 2012 - 07:27 PM, said:
Get a haircut anf real JOB
Do you even know what he does for a job? I know a guy who looks vaguely similar and is on his way to becoming a professor at one of the top universities in the country. Do you mind if I ask what you do for a living?
WoIverine, on 14 December 2012 - 10:02 PM, said:
Wow, could this guy possibly whine more? ‘They were bullying me and picking on me, saying that I was someone else.’ This guy needs to man up, seriously. I hope his delicate feelings didn't get too hurt. If someone calls you Jesus, just roll with it and have fun!
Yes... He should man up and deal with being thrown out of an event he'd paid for just because other people are idiots.
The organisers had better have refunded his ticket is all I can say.
'Good' is not the same as 'nice'.
'No, murder is running your broadsword through someone because he worships a different God to you... Or is that evangelism? I get confused.'
When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed - They are not it.
I don't object to the concept of a deity but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
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'No, murder is running your broadsword through someone because he worships a different God to you... Or is that evangelism? I get confused.'
When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed - They are not it.
I don't object to the concept of a deity but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 11:28 AM
Setton, on 15 December 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:
Do you even know what he does for a job? I know a guy who looks vaguely similar and is on his way to becoming a professor at one of the top universities in the country. Do you mind if I ask what you do for a living?
Yes... He should man up and deal with being thrown out of an event he'd paid for just because other people are idiots.
The organisers had better have refunded his ticket is all I can say.
Yes... He should man up and deal with being thrown out of an event he'd paid for just because other people are idiots.
The organisers had better have refunded his ticket is all I can say.
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 05:42 PM
and then, on 15 December 2012 - 11:28 AM, said:
I'm pretty sure that Wolfknight was alluding to a song...the lyrics include the phrase "get a haircut and get a REAL job" IOW - he was j o k i n g
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Maybe I should look into this 'music' thing. I've heard so much about it....
'Good' is not the same as 'nice'.
'No, murder is running your broadsword through someone because he worships a different God to you... Or is that evangelism? I get confused.'
When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed - They are not it.
I don't object to the concept of a deity but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
Cleveland Scouts Kenya 2013 - Please help any way you can.
'No, murder is running your broadsword through someone because he worships a different God to you... Or is that evangelism? I get confused.'
When they discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed - They are not it.
I don't object to the concept of a deity but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
Cleveland Scouts Kenya 2013 - Please help any way you can.
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 06:18 PM
this is a warning to all,Jesus lookalike or not,don't go to Somerset
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 06:58 PM
What would Sid Waddell make of this if he was alive?
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 07:34 PM
hes not the messiah hes just a very naughty boy
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 08:16 PM
Lava_Lady, on 15 December 2012 - 07:11 AM, said:
Yeah....but whataya gonna do...
Well, you could throw out the troublemakers and not the bystander, but then you have the possibility of starting a drunken riot among the evictees.
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 10:12 PM
I should elaborate a little bit further...
I've been to these Darts tournaments and I tell you that people like to dress up.
When Wayne Mardle's at the ocke you get a sudden rash of Hawaiian shirts.
So I don't think a messiah figure would look out of place at this costume party.
Maybe he just wandered off because of one too many Lemon Sherbets.
Old Sid would be laughing his sides off in heaven.
I've been to these Darts tournaments and I tell you that people like to dress up.
When Wayne Mardle's at the ocke you get a sudden rash of Hawaiian shirts.
So I don't think a messiah figure would look out of place at this costume party.
Maybe he just wandered off because of one too many Lemon Sherbets.
Old Sid would be laughing his sides off in heaven.
Edited by Medium Brown, 15 December 2012 - 10:12 PM.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 04:19 AM
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The bearded man, referred to as “Blakey” by the police, is mistaken for Jesus by the children, who are influenced by stories they have recently heard at Sunday school. The fugitive makes no attempt to correct their mistake
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