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#3106    Junior Chubb

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Posted 06 October 2014 - 07:35 PM

Sorry I got the time wrong, I thought you wanted it light at 5:45pm so I have postponed the daylight savings...

Could you read me a night night story please?

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#3107    Didya See That

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Posted 09 October 2014 - 02:02 PM

It's to early in the morning for night night stories.

Want to clean my garage?

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#3108    Blurfoot

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Posted 09 October 2014 - 06:33 PM

How can I clean your garage when it's full of used pizza boxes?



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#3109    mskate

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Posted 03 November 2014 - 02:43 AM

I don't care how fun that sounds .. but I couldn't cause I need to wash my car ,turned on the water - now noticed my dog running
down the way - now barking at the local cop - now the cop is Driving up my way........... AND Ticket..
still my car needs washing...


will help me wash my car???

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#3110    Didya See That

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Posted 05 November 2014 - 02:39 PM

It is going to rain later, no point washing it now.

Who wants to play Monopoly?

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:44 PM

Sorry, I am allergic to monopoly.

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#3112    Blurfoot

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 11:55 AM

Money doesn't make you happy, pizza does.


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#3113    mskate

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 10:02 PM

wow- sorry bout that ,the last time I met one of those , he called himself master..... and  always walked behind me?


Can you zip this?

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Posted 14 December 2014 - 12:59 PM

No can do.
I'm having difficulty squeezing into it.


Take me up in a glider, so i can free-fall to earth with my Mary Poppins umbrella.





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