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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 12:51 PM


Attention parents: Just in case your children don't have anything to talk about in therapy, here's something you might want to consider:

Dominic Deville rents himself out as an "evil birthday clown" who leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they're being watched and that they'll soon be attacked.

At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child's face, Metro reported.

Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King's "It" was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.


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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:05 PM

That's just horrible! Slightly funny....but horrible nontheless...

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 05:32 PM

I would have so done this for my son's 21st.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 06:19 PM

View Postcoldethyl, on 09 May 2012 - 05:32 PM, said:

I would have so done this for my son's 21st.
It's never too late :P

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 07:16 PM

That's horrible yet somehow hilarious.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 07:27 PM

hope theyve saved up money for the years of therapy that their child will need in the future

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:04 PM

View PostTheBanana, on 09 May 2012 - 07:27 PM, said:

hope theyve saved up money for the years of therapy that their child will need in the future

No doubt!  I have a strong, well adjusted nephew of 25 who is scared SPITLESS of "Chucky" dolls.  His sisters scared him with one as a kid..... This young man is as fearless as they come in every other area of his life but it's like a phobia for him.  He will NOT be around one of those dolls.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:08 PM

If your child is claustrophobic, you can lock them in a closet. That would be pretty hilarious!

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 08:44 PM

Does he have interchangeable hand attachments?

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:31 PM

This is awesome XD

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:27 AM

heh in a sick and twisted way, it is funny, i can almost see it being done to a bully! but no, *I* would not do it.

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:42 AM

IMO the 'child' in question should be at least 16 years old. Young kids should not be subjected to a form of humour they might not understand.

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 01:56 PM

Creating ptsd young. Nice.

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 02:12 PM

So..paying someone to leave threatening notes to someone is supposed to be "funny" yet by all intents and purposes, it would otherwise be a crime regardless of intent?

Bizarre. I fail to see how this sort of twistedness would be funny. Certainly not to the person involved, this is clearly only for the "entertainment" of the "adults".
How is stalking anyone now considered "funny"??  What a peculiar society.
If someone did this to another, making threats -baseless or not- they'd be in trouble in a split second and their defense of "I was only kidding" won't cut it.

Sorry, I see nothing funny about this. (actually, I'm not sorry one bit!)

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 02:32 PM

Hmmmm...soon could go south for Mr Clown if one of the kids takes it too seriously and puts a knife or similar into him...silly idea if you ask me

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