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#16    Rlyeh

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 04:02 PM

I gather the sun doesn't like wireless connections?


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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:49 PM

Weatherspoon,

What a great sense of humor you have.  Very cute.  LMAO.

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:51 PM

Fantastic read, lol. I enjoyed it.


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Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:35 PM

I've been on these sites to long. -_-

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 12:53 AM

hi ShadowSot,  good to see you 'here'  ..  before the END.  

( i always worry about members who suddenly disappear for awhile ;o )

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:04 AM

View Postlightly, on 14 November 2012 - 12:53 AM, said:

hi ShadowSot,  good to see you 'here'  ..  before the END.  

( i always worry about members who suddenly disappear for awhile ;o )
I'm touched you noticed, thank you. :blush:
I'm just very busy with things, seems I caught a life somehow. :w00t:

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 05:02 PM

I'm not stupid you know. Goats don't grow in space! What's the B Ark? Is that like a spaceship thing that we're using to ejaculate the world?
Ryleh, the sun doesn't like wireless things no. That's why it burned Venus, cause there's no wires on it. Wireless things attract solar flares in the same way golf clubs attract lightening, with magnets. If we've got wireless things we'll get loads of lightening and solar flares and things and it will kill the world. And that's going to happen on 21st December! Does anyone science here? What can we use to stop magnets working?


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Posted 18 November 2012 - 05:30 PM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 12 November 2012 - 08:57 PM, said:

The world is about to end, and no-one seems to be doing anything about it! Why can’t we just move to Jupiter or something??
We don`t even need to that far, theres a mountain which i found (theres a thread on it ) which is supposed to be the safest place on Earth, its closed to the public, but i have an friend of a friend whos aunts, husbands, next door neighbours sister in laws, cousin can get us a ticket.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:37 PM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 18 November 2012 - 05:02 PM, said:

I'm not stupid you know. Goats don't grow in space!
Durr, we all know that. They grow on planets, then they leave and travel through space eating planets as they go by, it's where Lee and Kirby got their idea for Galactus.


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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:57 PM

so to all those who think they can get away with not doing  the washing up, the chances are you will be doing it on the 22nd of December 2012.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 11:35 PM

View PostWeatherspoon, on 18 November 2012 - 05:02 PM, said:

I'm not stupid you know. Goats don't grow in space! What's the B Ark? Is that like a spaceship thing that we're using to ejaculate the world?
Ryleh, the sun doesn't like wireless things no. That's why it burned Venus, cause there's no wires on it. Wireless things attract solar flares in the same way golf clubs attract lightening, with magnets. If we've got wireless things we'll get loads of lightening and solar flares and things and it will kill the world. And that's going to happen on 21st December! Does anyone science here? What can we use to stop magnets working?
Huh?
...

Huh?

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
-Terry Pratchett

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 07:35 AM

lol. - hate space going goats they scare me (insert sarcasim sign here)

The world is not ending on 22nd December, so dont go spend all your savings. lol.

Good read for a laught thank you.


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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:01 AM

View Postfreetoroam, on 18 November 2012 - 05:30 PM, said:

We don`t even need to that far, theres a mountain which i found (theres a thread on it ) which is supposed to be the safest place on Earth, its closed to the public, but i have an friend of a friend whos aunts, husbands, next door neighbours sister in laws, cousin can get us a ticket.
It is not supposed to be a "safe place" it is where the aliens are supposed to show up and rescue a fragment of the human race for preservation. (Maybe in a space-zoo? Or as rude, arrogant slaves?)

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According to them, extraterrestrials are quietly waiting in a massive cavity beneath the rock for the world to end, at which point they will leave, taking, it is hoped, a lucky few humans with them.

Most believe Armageddon will take place on December 21, 2012, the end date of the ancient Maya calendar, at which point they predict human civilisation will come to an end. Another favourite date mentioned is 12, December, 2012. They see Bugarach as one of perhaps several "sacred mountains" sheltered from the cataclysm.
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:09 AM

Diechecker, thanks for that, i didn`t read it properly.



Note to self:
unpacks suitcases and  take 156 tins of baked beans back to shop tomorrow.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:30 AM

View Postfreetoroam, on 20 November 2012 - 12:09 AM, said:

Diechecker, thanks for that, i didn`t read it properly.

Note to self:
unpacks suitcases and  take 156 tins of baked beans back to shop tomorrow.

The article I read the other day said that the French Government is actually going to road block off the area to prevent thousands of crazed Maya Calander fanatics from roaming the countryside around that mountain, and trespassing all over French citizen's private property. So it is unlikely you could have gotten to ground zero anyway.

Edited by DieChecker, 20 November 2012 - 12:30 AM.

Here at Intel we make processors on 12 inch wafers. And, the individual processors on the wafers are called die. And, I am employed to check these die. That is why I am the DieChecker.

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