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#46    HeathenRoyalty

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:15 AM

View PostGuest, on 25 February 2002 - 03:25 AM, said:

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Yesterday I was abducted and probed by aliens, what should I do? :s9


The first thing is to admit it, next you need to look for a group that has been set up to help you deal with trauma inflicted upon. Next you will probably spend the majority of your years dancing for dollars at a club. PLease whatever you do, stay off drugs.


#47    Brian Topp

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 06:20 AM

View PostHeathenRoyalty, on 15 September 2013 - 04:15 AM, said:

The first thing is to admit it, next you need to look for a group that has been set up to help you deal with trauma inflicted upon. Next you will probably spend the majority of your years dancing for dollars at a club. PLease whatever you do, stay off drugs.

Mate, First thing is necropost did you see the date this was posted?

The second thing is the guy who made that post hasn't been here since 2002!

Edited by Brian Topp, 15 September 2013 - 06:21 AM.

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 07:02 AM

View PostGuest, on 25 February 2002 - 03:25 AM, said:

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Yesterday I was abducted and probed by aliens, what should I do? :s9

Check your butthole.

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#49    Whisperer

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 07:29 AM

Well I wondered if it was just me but I've been ducking in and out for years and suddenly when I decide to join up I notice a lot of 'Bait' posts, which is how I see this one to be, maybe its all my fault! maybe I brought them along with me...my shadow people who dig being probed....cor blimey and all, even a noob like me cant help but think 'scam' with such posts...

Still, it may be legit and ...well...did the earth move for you?

edit;

Oh dang and blast....didnt even see that one at all....Thanks Brian (sneaks off in embarrassment....)

Edited by mumanster, 15 September 2013 - 07:31 AM.

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 07:36 AM

Can we please have this thread locked? ;)

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#51    HeathenRoyalty

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 10:20 AM

View PostBrian Topp, on 15 September 2013 - 06:20 AM, said:

Mate, First thing is necropost did you see the date this was posted?

The second thing is the guy who made that post hasn't been here since 2002!

This is what happens after lack of sleep.


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 11:17 AM

surely the answer to this post is lube.


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 11:30 AM

Actually the answer is closure. Thread closed.

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