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Hospital Removes Eel From A Man's Bottom


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#1    ThePhantomFlanFlinger

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 03:25 PM

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A man sought emergency treatment at hospital in Auckland this week with an eel stuck up his bottom.
The unnamed individual presented himself at the A&E department at Auckland City Hospital to explain his embarrassing problem.



Bet he was one embarrassed guy... :D

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 03:29 PM

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 03:49 PM

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 03:54 PM

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When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray :D

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 03:56 PM

...Wonder what his reason was for how it managed to get up there in the first place D:


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Posted 24 September 2012 - 04:02 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 24 September 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray :D

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BL**DY BRILLIANT!!

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 07:44 PM

View PostBiffSplitkins, on 24 September 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

When the moon hits your eye,
Like an Eel near your thighs,
That's A Moray :D

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That's got to be the post of the year!


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Posted 24 September 2012 - 11:49 PM

What ???

I have a bad feeling that this was no accident :cry:

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 02:06 AM

I worked as an x-ray technologist for a few years.  It was AMAZING the kinds of foreign bodies you would see either in stomachs or rectums.  It was funny sometimes but usually just gross.

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 02:20 AM

Just look at the teeth on that eel! Why in heaven's name would anyone let something like that near their rear end, let alone...oh never mind *shudder*.

I've got it! Perhaps he was a fan of Motley Crue and thought it was "Dr. Eelgood"?

Edited by Lilly, 25 September 2012 - 02:31 AM.
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 02:25 AM

View PostThePhantomFlanFlinger, on 24 September 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:



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Eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover.
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Edited by Golly Buster, 25 September 2012 - 02:26 AM.


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Posted 25 September 2012 - 02:40 AM

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 04:28 AM

View PostLilly, on 25 September 2012 - 02:20 AM, said:

Just look at the teeth on that eel! Why in heaven's name would anyone let something like that near their rear end, let alone...oh never mind *shudder*.

I've got it! Perhaps he was a fan of Motley Crue and thought it was "Dr. Eelgood"?

It wasn't a moray he had up his Kaiser pass , it was only a little short / long fin ell from NZ , either way not a good prospect !!

Maybe he was listening to to much Bon Jovi and thought it was " Blaze of Moray "? Oh crap wrong eel again :td:

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 04:36 AM

O.o what the eel was he thinking?  Stuck in a net., on your line., maybe even a crab pot., butt.,..


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Posted 25 September 2012 - 01:21 PM

mmmmmmmmmm kinky





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