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Winners, and runners-up for Darwin Award 2012
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EllJay
, Dec 29 2012 07:47 PM
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EllJay
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 07:47 PM
"Opinions are like a**holes, everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 08:46 PM
Technically to be a "Darwin Award" nominee you would have to remove yourself from the gene pool - either by never being able to reproduce, or by being killed stupidly...
While I saw a lot of people who probably should not be allowed to breed due to stupidity.. none are qualified to be Darwin Awardees...
Still - pretty funny in a slapstick way...
While I saw a lot of people who probably should not be allowed to breed due to stupidity.. none are qualified to be Darwin Awardees...
Still - pretty funny in a slapstick way...
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 09:01 PM
Well. I think I saw at least 4-5 ball-crusher on different rails of sort, and with the probable consequence of not being able to reproduce.
Then we had that bull-riding cowboy dropping dead-on his neck from a furious bull. If not dead, sure is a runners-up looking for a prize next year perhaps. Which goes for the lot of them if they keep up.
Then we had that bull-riding cowboy dropping dead-on his neck from a furious bull. If not dead, sure is a runners-up looking for a prize next year perhaps. Which goes for the lot of them if they keep up.
"Opinions are like a**holes, everyone seems to have one" - Dirty Harry
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand... "
"I have a black belt in Feng Shui, the subtle martial art. I go home to you and move a lamp and a chair... twelve years later you lay there on the floor with broken kneecaps and destitute."
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