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[booNyzarC]

Oh I know, just being clear darlin'

[MarvelAtTheWords]

booNyzarC, on 21 July 2012 - 02:48 AM, said:

I've seen cuter...  

But yes, that is an adorable baby.  

I'm agreeing with Boo on this one...
I like the cowboy/ tuff guys in stead

[Viviana98]

I'm a sucker for vulnerability...and chubby pinchable cheeks, its just so lovable!!! We're still talking about pics right?? lol

[HeartsAreForBreaking]

Dear Doc, my toaster and I used to have great times together whilst making my breakfasts, but most mornings nowadays Old Toasty seems much more distant and less talkative. Should I try to salvage this relationship, or is it time to start seeing other appliances?

[EllJay]

While Doc is out maybe I could give you some advice.
I suggest you pay more attention to your toasters real feelings and try to understand what the toasters deeper yearning are as well.
Take long and hot showers together, and also long walks on the beach in the moonlight.

PS: Also, you should be the one who delivers toasted bread in the morning for once, and not always depend upon your toaster to deliver.
If all fails, try to hit it off with the coffee-maker. At least then you have a cup of good java in the morning.

[Viviana98]

ScreamingSarcasm, on 22 August 2012 - 05:36 AM, said:

Dear Doc, my toaster and I used to have great times together whilst making my breakfasts, but most mornings nowadays Old Toasty seems much more distant and less talkative. Should I try to salvage this relationship, or is it time to start seeing other appliances?

If you have a toaster that talks, I recommend you definitely hang on to it and try to work things out....OR you might want to seek like REAL professional help because you have a "relationship" with a talking toaster lol idk that's tough one

[HeartsAreForBreaking]

Viviana98, on 24 August 2012 - 05:03 AM, said:

If you have a toaster that talks, I recommend you definitely hang on to it and try to work things out....OR you might want to seek like REAL professional help because you have a "relationship" with a talking toaster lol idk that's tough one

Hey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with talking to your toaster. The problems arise when it talks back

[Eldorado]

ScreamingSarcasm, on 22 August 2012 - 05:36 AM, said:

Dear Doc, my toaster and I used to have great times together whilst making my breakfasts, but most mornings nowadays Old Toasty seems much more distant and less talkative. Should I try to salvage this relationship, or is it time to start seeing other appliances?

Dump it and upgrade.  Salvage = trying to get rich from scrap, usually broken items, imo.

Don't feel guilty... every woman I know has a trail of broken toasters in her wake.  It doesn't make them any less a woman or any less disireable  

[Simbi Laveau]

Eldorado, on 24 June 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:

Dr Eldorado! Your UM problem solver.
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Dear Sid, as long as you never follow it’s advice, you’ll be fine.

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I was thinking of starting a thread like this for shy guys who need dating tips,as we appear to have a lot of them on here.

[Eldorado]

Simbi Laveau, on 24 August 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

I was thinking of starting a thread like this for shy guys who need dating tips,as we appear to have a lot of them on here.

Don't act like a jerk, don't get drunk, make her smile and have plenty in your wallet.  How's that for a tip?  lol

Go for it!  What will you call it?  Shy Guys?  UM servers would buckle under the requests for "help", in my opinion.  lol again.

[Simbi Laveau]

Eldorado, on 24 August 2012 - 07:15 PM, said:

Don't act like a jerk, don't get drunk, make her smile and have plenty in your wallet.  How's that for a tip?  lol

Go for it! What will you call it?  Shy Guys?  UM servers would buckle under the requests for "help", in my opinion.  lol again.

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Hmmm,how about LOVES AUNTIE ENTITY .....and don't you occ complain about dating .....

[MarvelAtTheWords]

Simbi Laveau, on 24 August 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

I was thinking of starting a thread like this for shy guys who need dating tips,as we appear to have a lot of them on here.

You go girl!!

Um...can I get tips too???

[Simbi Laveau]

MarvelAtTheWords, on 24 August 2012 - 11:20 PM, said:

You go girl!!

Um...can I get tips too???

Sure.
I guess I should make the thread ....

[Viviana98]

ScreamingSarcasm, on 24 August 2012 - 11:38 AM, said:

Hey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with talking to your toaster. The problems arise when it talks back

I agree...that would probably be a problem for me lol

[xCrimsonx]

Dr Eldorado.,. Should I or should I not invest in a home brew Bourbon kit??