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#1396    Delovely5150

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:51 PM

View PostJonathanVonErich, on 24 July 2012 - 07:07 PM, said:

Great picture Delovely, you look amazing. :blush:
Thank you, Jon.  I'm not, really, but you're very kind. :yes:


View Postealdwita, on 24 July 2012 - 07:42 PM, said:

Well, in the village vernacular round these parts, DL, you'd be described as a 'Bit of a Rasper' (Followed by a loud chorus of - "Ooooarrrrr. You'm be roit thar, me ol' matey, she be a roit cracker an' no mistake. Gissa nother point o' that gnat's, 'Arry!)

I have no idea, what you just said exactly, Eal, but it made me laugh! :lol:


View PostBiff Wellington, on 24 July 2012 - 08:31 PM, said:

So... um... How you doing? Posted Image

Umm.., not much really, Biff, just checkin' ya out.  Howuuuudoin? ^_^ LOL


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Posted 24 July 2012 - 10:25 PM

D probably feels really uncomfortable right now. She comes back & the three of us are all like "Hey G irly Girl!" *says this while standing uncomfortably close to her*


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:22 PM

View PostDelovely5150, on 24 July 2012 - 09:51 PM, said:

I have no idea, what you just said exactly, Eal, but it made me laugh! :lol:


Translation:

'Bit of a Rasper' = Outstandingly attractive female
Ooooarrrrr. You'm be roit thar, me ol' matey, she be a roit cracker an' no mistake. = "I agree, she's very attractive, my friend - without a doubt"
Gissa nother point o' that gnat's, 'Arry = "Another pint of ale, please landlord"

(Source - 'The Dirty Old Countryman's Dictionary & Thesaurus' by Ealdwita)

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Edited by ealdwita, 25 July 2012 - 02:24 PM.

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
(The Yeoman of the Guard ~ Gilbert and Sullivan)

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:27 PM

Eald: That was crazy. My dictionary committed suicide after reading that.

View PostDelovely5150, on 24 July 2012 - 09:51 PM, said:

Thank you, Jon.  I'm not, really, but you're very kind. :yes:

You're kidding, right ?? You are really beautiful. Be proud ! :)

Man, I hate when women are humble. <_<  :P


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:34 PM

View PostJonathanVonErich, on 25 July 2012 - 02:27 PM, said:

Eald: That was crazy. My dictionary committed suicide after reading that.


You've gotta learn the lingo around these parts, jon. Too many of our villagers have seen 'Deliverance' and 'The Wicker Man!'

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
(The Yeoman of the Guard ~ Gilbert and Sullivan)

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:42 PM

View PostJonathanVonErich, on 25 July 2012 - 02:27 PM, said:

You're kidding, right ?? You are really beautiful. Be proud ! :)
Man, I hate when women are humble. <_<  :P
I know right. That **** is annoying & they all do it. They all think that their ugly & fat usually. Except for the ugly & fat ones. They think their skinny & hot. Then they put on tank tops & booty shorts  that say "PK" on the ass because the ass ate the "IN" from the word. :\

Edited by Biff Wellington, 25 July 2012 - 02:43 PM.


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:45 PM

View PostBiff Wellington, on 25 July 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

I know right. That **** is annoying & they all do it. They all think that their ugly & fat usually. Except for the ugly & fat ones. They think their skinny & hot. Then they put on tank tops & booty shorts  that say "PK" on the ass because the ass ate the "IN" from the word. :\

That is without a doubt the greatest rant in the history of this forum.

*clapping with tears in his eyes*


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 02:57 PM

Mr.&Mrs.Ealdwita at the Beer Fesitival...

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"Nithe cuppa tea, thlice a' cake an' a poke at Aunt Sally!"

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
(The Yeoman of the Guard ~ Gilbert and Sullivan)

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:07 PM

View Postealdwita, on 25 July 2012 - 02:57 PM, said:

Mr.&Mrs.Ealdwita at the Beer Fesitival...

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"Nithe cuppa tea, thlice a' cake an' a poke at Aunt Sally!"

Is the Crowman behind the camera?


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:10 PM

She stole Jon's makeup!


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:15 PM

View Postschizoidwoman, on 25 July 2012 - 03:07 PM, said:

Is the Crowman behind the camera?

"Oi got moi Beer Drinkin' 'ead on today, Mithter Crowman, thir".

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:15 PM

View PostBiff Wellington, on 25 July 2012 - 03:10 PM, said:

She stole Jon's makeup!

Yeah ! And my dress too.


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:19 PM

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:51 PM

Thank you for the translation, Eal.  That was freakin' awesome! I agree with Jon, LOL!

And Jon, are you mad at me? Okay, fine! I won't be humble anymore! *unconsciously takes a big sip of coffee* Oh shoot, that was hot! Okay now Jon I have to kill you! LOL. (All right, thank you.) There..

Biff, your hilarious! I bet you wear tank tops too, LOL!


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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:56 PM

Only pink ones that shimmer.





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