crystal sage Posted November 3, 2007 #1 Share Posted November 3, 2007 http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/021107Genetic.htm Genetic Advances To Pioneer Super-Human Elite? Life extension researchers create 500 bio-mice with extraordinary capabilities but stress that to apply the science to humans would be "completely wrong" New scientific research into life enhancing genetic modification is paving the way for a near future where humans are able to live far beyond today's average life expectancy, but in the hands of the wrong crowd this could spell disaster. Scientists have genetically engineered 500 "super mice" that can run further and faster, live longer and reproduce for longer with the view to one day applying the same science to enhance the performance of human athletes. The London Independent reports: The mouse can run up to six kilometres (3.7 miles) at a speed of 20 metres per minute for five hours or more without stopping. Scientists said that this was equivalent of a man cycling at speed up an Alpine mountain without a break. Although it eats up to 60 per cent more food than an ordinary mouse, the modified mouse does not put on weight. It also lives longer and enjoys an active sex life well into old age – being capable of breeding at three times the normal maximum age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skeptic Eric Raven Posted November 3, 2007 #2 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Thats neat. Where can I sign up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEATH-NOTE Posted November 8, 2007 #3 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Hope will work on humans, but these days every single thing has a side-effect even an asprin! Really hope the resarch improves and find a solution . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted November 8, 2007 #4 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I could handle RAM memory upgrade and defragging tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ships-cat Posted November 8, 2007 #5 Share Posted November 8, 2007 (edited) We can engineer Cats with Thumbs.... finally the quest to open the tins of catfood independantly will be won. Then you feeble humans will feel the furry jackpaw on your necks. No more "meow purr" .. bwa haaar haaaar. Err.... Meow Purr. Edited November 8, 2007 by ships-cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted November 8, 2007 #6 Share Posted November 8, 2007 We can engineer Cats with Thumbs.... finally the quest to open the tins of catfood independantly will be won. Then you feeble humans will feel the furry jackboot on your necks. No more "meow purr" .. bwa haaar haaaar. Err.... Meow Purr. I've often wondered why you don't buy the pouches, ships cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ships-cat Posted November 8, 2007 #7 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Your name is now on The List 1.6.18. Come the glorious Revolution, your kind will be first up against the (very low) wall. And we will legislate that all checkouts are no higher than 4" off the ground. Plus... we are allowed to chase the products as they go down the checkout-till conveyor belt. You humans will still have a place in our Felineocracy. After all.. SOMEONE has to actually PAY for the food. Well, be realistic. When was the last time you saw a cat with a wallet ? Meow Purr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1.618 Posted November 8, 2007 #8 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Your name is now on The List 1.6.18. Come the glorious Revolution, your kind will be first up against the (very low) wall. And we will legislate that all checkouts are no higher than 4" off the ground. Plus... we are allowed to chase the products as they go down the checkout-till conveyor belt. You humans will still have a place in our Felineocracy. After all.. SOMEONE has to actually PAY for the food. Well, be realistic. When was the last time you saw a cat with a wallet ? Meow Purr. Fine put me on the list you meglomaniacal moggy. My cats will hide me in the attic while i write a diary of what it's like living in fascist feline state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legatus Legionis Posted November 9, 2007 #9 Share Posted November 9, 2007 ROFL. haha your way off topic guys. ^^ Back to topic cool. is there any side effects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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