Still Waters Posted September 13, 2014 #1 Share Posted September 13, 2014 A man-eating leopard has terrorised Himalayan villagers who fear it is targeting inebriated men as they stumble home from long drinking sessions. The leopard is believed to have killed 12 people since January 2012 when it attacked a 46-year-old man in Simar Village. It is believed to have killed twice this year, the latest a 44-year-old man from Badeth village. http://www.telegraph...-Himalayas.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted September 13, 2014 #2 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Predators instinctively pick out the weak/ill from their prey. Stumbling along drunk is simply a 'green light' that you'll be an easy meal. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted September 13, 2014 #3 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Cute kitty.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted September 13, 2014 #4 Share Posted September 13, 2014 That's a sobering article.... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted September 13, 2014 #5 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Must be the kitty from FarCry 4.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted September 14, 2014 #6 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Tranq it and ship it to my Town...Thanks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted September 14, 2014 #7 Share Posted September 14, 2014 So, you are aware that a large cat has been feasting on drunks, yet you elect to put your life in peril. So, you are aware of the consequences of drinking and driving, yet you elect to put your life in peril. Same mindset, different setting ... expediting natural selection. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenceMinisterMishkin Posted September 14, 2014 #8 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Kitty is just misunderstood.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 14, 2014 #9 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Maybe Hello Kitty like beer flavored people. Might enhance the taste. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted September 14, 2014 #10 Share Posted September 14, 2014 QUOTE- "I don't think the leopard is targeting drunk people, just people stumbling along the path at night. I'm sure you won't taste any better because you've consumed liquor." . guess this woman's never heard of 'coq au vin' then....? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioness_Heart Posted September 14, 2014 #11 Share Posted September 14, 2014 For example, beer contains enzymes that help break down tough fibers in meat, making it more tender and flavorful at the same time! Smart kitty! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted September 14, 2014 #12 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Kitty prefers his people pickled, instead of just raw. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted September 14, 2014 #13 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Peter Leopard picked a peck of pickled people...say it fast 12 times! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted September 14, 2014 #14 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Peter Leopard picked a peck of pickled people...say it fast 12 times! Peter Panther... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted September 14, 2014 #15 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Peter Panther... Good tweak...but is a leopard the same thing as a panther? Oh, who cares, it makes the rhyme better! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted September 15, 2014 #16 Share Posted September 15, 2014 My god if they know that this Panther, Leopard or what ever it is you want to call is killing the locals that have had one to many why would you continue to go out and get sloshed. Its waiting for you and if you drink then this beast will come for you...Grow a brain already or quit drinking altogether.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted September 15, 2014 #17 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Good tweak...but is a leopard the same thing as a panther? Oh, who cares, it makes the rhyme better! I recall an episode of QI saying there is no such thing as a panther. I can't remember the details exactly; but a panther might be a leopard; but a leopard isn't necessarily a panther. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted September 15, 2014 #18 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) This is why I only drink alone, at home, locked in, with my many anti-predator weapon systems in place. Edited September 15, 2014 by bubblykiss 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atuke Posted September 15, 2014 #19 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Please Mr Panther come hunt the drunkards by me. You can't be on the roads after dark it's a war zone with the boozing. Please eat these tasty drunks Mr Panther sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted September 15, 2014 #20 Share Posted September 15, 2014 solid strategy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted September 15, 2014 #21 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Well, if one is going to get drunk and stumble around in the Himalayas they'd better be packing some fire power. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted September 15, 2014 #22 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Well, if one is going to get drunk and stumble around in the Himalayas they'd better be packing some fire power. I wonder if it'd safer to drive... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted September 15, 2014 #23 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I wonder if it'd safer to drive... I have a feeling we're talking about walking on those mountain trails where one can't drive (even if one has a car). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundew Posted September 15, 2014 #24 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Peter Leopard picked a peck of pickled people...say it fast 12 times! It was a gold-eyed, long-tailed Spotted, pickled people-eater. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximusnow Posted September 15, 2014 #25 Share Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) These cats almost always attack their prey from behind. A few strategic spikes placed on your back can stop these cats in the act. Local hunter's use a square frame with six inch spikes to wear on their backs. Edited September 15, 2014 by maximusnow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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