BiffSplitkins Posted August 12, 2009 #1 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Ok, here's how this one works. Think of the most romantic first line you can think of... type it. The next person to reply will reply with the most UN-romantic second line they can think of that rhymes with the first line. Example: 1st - I see your face when I am dreaming. 2nd - That's why I always wake up screaming This should be a lot of fun I'll start. 1st - She is the love of 1 million years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilDogPratt Posted August 12, 2009 #2 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (edited) but only after 1 million beers? i love the way she talks to me Edited August 12, 2009 by DevilDogPratt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoMagnificent Posted August 12, 2009 #3 Share Posted August 12, 2009 but only after 1 million beers?i love the way she talks to me after i've smashed rocks in her knees... She is the only one for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted August 12, 2009 Author #4 Share Posted August 12, 2009 after i've smashed rocks in her knees...She is the only one for me Because she let's me live with her for free Love means: To give your heart and soul... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted August 12, 2009 #5 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Because she let's me live with her for free Love means: To give your heart and soul... Though your head's stuck on a pole. You eyes are blue like the sea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt_Ripley Posted August 12, 2009 #6 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Though your head's stuck on a pole.You eyes are blue like the sea... and your clothes smell like cat pee. your voice is as honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Poacher Posted August 12, 2009 #7 Share Posted August 12, 2009 and your clothes smell like cat pee.your voice is as honey And I'm going to take all your money You make me feel like no other... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeteoricErod Posted August 12, 2009 #8 Share Posted August 12, 2009 And I'm going to take all your moneyYou make me feel like no other... But I'd rather do your mother. Your eyes glisten like stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted August 12, 2009 #9 Share Posted August 12, 2009 But I'd rather do your mother.Your eyes glisten like stars it's just a shame you gave me sars. i really love the way you look... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted August 12, 2009 #10 Share Posted August 12, 2009 it's just a shame you gave me sars.i really love the way you look... but its about time you read a book you're a good kisser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Poacher Posted August 12, 2009 #11 Share Posted August 12, 2009 but its about time you read a bookyou're a good kisser Too bad it gave me a blister Your lips are soft like velvet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted August 12, 2009 #12 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Too bad it gave me a blisterYour lips are soft like velvet And you're hanging from my pelmet. I love you more with every day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted August 12, 2009 #13 Share Posted August 12, 2009 And you're hanging from my pelmet.I love you more with every day... even though you've turned me gay i'd really like to take you home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted August 12, 2009 #14 Share Posted August 12, 2009 even though you've turned me gayi'd really like to take you home And use you as a garden gnome. Let's take a moonlit stroll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted August 12, 2009 #15 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (edited) And use you as a garden gnome.Let's take a moonlit stroll... me and you, you ugly troll you're really all i can think about Edited August 12, 2009 by expandmymind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted August 12, 2009 #16 Share Posted August 12, 2009 me and you, you ugly trollyou're really all i can think about when all i can see is a snout your beauty stands out from the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical-licker Posted August 12, 2009 #17 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (edited) when all i can see is a snout your beauty stands out from the crowd. dont say that out loud Love is a emerald and true exspression of wisdom Edited August 12, 2009 by chemical-licker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted August 12, 2009 #18 Share Posted August 12, 2009 dont say that out loudLove is a emerald and true exspression of wisdom my mother was right when she said you 'is-dumb' (that was a hard one ya fekker) i love the way you look in sunlight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancelikestate Posted August 12, 2009 #19 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (edited) my mother was right when she said you 'is-dumb' (that was a hard one ya fekker)i love the way you look in sunlight... but the heat doesnt help your smell at all. your eyes are like 2 jewels in a monument to beauty.... Edited August 12, 2009 by trancelikestate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Poacher Posted August 13, 2009 #20 Share Posted August 13, 2009 but the heat doesnt help your smell at all.your eyes are like 2 jewels in a monument to beauty.... It's too bad about the size of your booty The clothes you wear fit you just right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MATRIX Posted August 13, 2009 #21 Share Posted August 13, 2009 It's too bad about the size of your booty The clothes you wear fit you just right... Too bad it does nothing to that extra 200lbs of cellulite. Your blue eyes are gorgeous like the blue sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeteoricErod Posted August 13, 2009 #22 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Too bad it does nothing to that extra 200lbs of cellulite.Your blue eyes are gorgeous like the blue sky. Too bad its all a lie. Your beauty transcends space and time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf MacCanine Posted August 13, 2009 #23 Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) Too bad its all a lie.Your beauty transcends space and time Too bad you are just a mime. I could get lost in those eyes... Edited August 13, 2009 by Wolf MacCanine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted August 13, 2009 #24 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Too bad you are just a mime.I could get lost in those eyes... Or on your mile-wide, wobbly thighs. Be my special valentine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistydawn Posted August 13, 2009 #25 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Or on your mile-wide, wobbly thighs.Be my special valentine... hurry up and get in line! Your kisses are as sweet as sugar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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