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Romantic 1st lines.... Deadly 2nd lines


BiffSplitkins

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Ok, here's how this one works.

Think of the most romantic first line you can think of... type it.

The next person to reply will reply with the most UN-romantic second line they can think of that rhymes with the first line.

Example:

1st - I see your face when I am dreaming.

2nd - That's why I always wake up screaming

This should be a lot of fun :D I'll start.

1st - She is the love of 1 million years.

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but only after 1 million beers?

i love the way she talks to me

Edited by DevilDogPratt
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but only after 1 million beers?

i love the way she talks to me

after i've smashed rocks in her knees...

She is the only one for me

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after i've smashed rocks in her knees...

She is the only one for me

Because she let's me live with her for free

Love means: To give your heart and soul...

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Because she let's me live with her for free

Love means: To give your heart and soul...

Though your head's stuck on a pole.

You eyes are blue like the sea...

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Though your head's stuck on a pole.

You eyes are blue like the sea...

and your clothes smell like cat pee.

your voice is as honey

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and your clothes smell like cat pee.

your voice is as honey

And I'm going to take all your money

You make me feel like no other...

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And I'm going to take all your money

You make me feel like no other...

But I'd rather do your mother.

Your eyes glisten like stars

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But I'd rather do your mother.

Your eyes glisten like stars

it's just a shame you gave me sars.

i really love the way you look...

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it's just a shame you gave me sars.

i really love the way you look...

but its about time you read a book

you're a good kisser

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but its about time you read a book

you're a good kisser

Too bad it gave me a blister

Your lips are soft like velvet

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Too bad it gave me a blister

Your lips are soft like velvet

And you're hanging from my pelmet.

I love you more with every day...

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And you're hanging from my pelmet.

I love you more with every day...

even though you've turned me gay

i'd really like to take you home

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even though you've turned me gay

i'd really like to take you home

And use you as a garden gnome.

Let's take a moonlit stroll...

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And use you as a garden gnome.

Let's take a moonlit stroll...

me and you, you ugly troll

you're really all i can think about

Edited by expandmymind
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me and you, you ugly troll

you're really all i can think about

when all i can see is a snout :P

your beauty stands out from the crowd.

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when all i can see is a snout :P

your beauty stands out from the crowd.

:unsure2: dont say that out loud

Love is a emerald and true exspression of wisdom

Edited by chemical-licker
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:unsure2: dont say that out loud

Love is a emerald and true exspression of wisdom

my mother was right when she said you 'is-dumb' (that was a hard one ya fekker)

i love the way you look in sunlight...

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my mother was right when she said you 'is-dumb' (that was a hard one ya fekker)

i love the way you look in sunlight...

but the heat doesnt help your smell at all.

your eyes are like 2 jewels in a monument to beauty....

Edited by trancelikestate
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but the heat doesnt help your smell at all.

your eyes are like 2 jewels in a monument to beauty....

It's too bad about the size of your booty :D

The clothes you wear fit you just right...

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It's too bad about the size of your booty :D

The clothes you wear fit you just right...

Too bad it does nothing to that extra 200lbs of cellulite.

Your blue eyes are gorgeous like the blue sky.

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Too bad it does nothing to that extra 200lbs of cellulite.

Your blue eyes are gorgeous like the blue sky.

Too bad its all a lie.

Your beauty transcends space and time

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Too bad its all a lie.

Your beauty transcends space and time

Too bad you are just a mime.

I could get lost in those eyes...

Edited by Wolf MacCanine
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Too bad you are just a mime.

I could get lost in those eyes...

Or on your mile-wide, wobbly thighs.

Be my special valentine...

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Or on your mile-wide, wobbly thighs.

Be my special valentine...

hurry up and get in line!

Your kisses are as sweet as sugar...

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