seeder Posted January 4, 2016 #1 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Briton facing five years jail after comparing Kyrgyzstan delicacy to a horse's penisA BRITISH man is facing jail time in Kyrgyzstan for comparing a local delicacy to a horse penis. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/631260/Briton-jail-Kyrgyzstan-delicacy-horse-penis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted January 4, 2016 #2 Share Posted January 4, 2016 And people wonder why I opt to simply stay in my own country. Bad as it may be at least you don't get thrown in jail over a joke (so far at least). 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntyseptic Posted January 4, 2016 #3 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Ridiculous and I hope he gets off but he knew where he was. Twitter, Facebook etc make it too easy for people to get into trouble these days, Why do people use them? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 4, 2016 #4 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Crybaby culture. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted January 4, 2016 #5 Share Posted January 4, 2016 And people wonder why I opt to simply stay in my own country. Bad as it may be at least you don't get thrown in jail over a joke (so far at least). Unless youre at an airport or in an airplane that is. I heard someone make a joke while in line@ TSA the other day he was with a group of about ten people and you would have thought he raped the gerber baby. Everyones response was hilarious, luckily for him TSA was too busy flirting with each other to notice (yuck btw) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted January 4, 2016 #6 Share Posted January 4, 2016 That is what it looks like to me. This world is full of the offended. Their heads would implode if they lived in a western country. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted January 4, 2016 #7 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Unless youre at an airport or in an airplane that is. I heard someone make a joke while in line@ TSA the other day he was with a group of about ten people and you would have thought he raped the gerber baby. Everyones response was hilarious, luckily for him TSA was too busy flirting with each other to notice (yuck btw) Everywhere people are becoming offended over every little thing. At the rate it is going it might be best not to say anything in public in the near future. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLOMBIE Posted January 4, 2016 #8 Share Posted January 4, 2016 offence is taken, never given. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted January 4, 2016 #9 Share Posted January 4, 2016 The world is getting grazy. People get jailed for insulting "gods" and now an individual might get jailed because he "insulted" a sausage. Hail sausage, praise sausage, vote for sausage and make sausage your role model! "I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack sausages on fire off the shoulder of Salami. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Mortadella Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like weenies in the pot." - Roy Mustard in the movie Salami Runner by Ridley Liverwurst - 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodnite Posted January 4, 2016 #10 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I keep my sausage to myself 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted January 4, 2016 #11 Share Posted January 4, 2016 When he gets home to Scotland his name is Sausage. Even his postman will be calling him a sausage. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
141 Posted January 4, 2016 #12 Share Posted January 4, 2016 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted January 4, 2016 #13 Share Posted January 4, 2016 When he gets home to Scotland his name is Sausage. Even his postman will be calling him a sausage. Any relation to the King of Scotland , the Haggis, oh dear I've just insulted a Salmond...Whats Barlinnie like if I'm extradited. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted January 4, 2016 #14 Share Posted January 4, 2016 It's not the size of the sausage it's how you use it. Wiener dog. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted January 5, 2016 #15 Share Posted January 5, 2016 You win, hands down. Five years jail time for you too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted January 5, 2016 #16 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I think I can understand the offense... Your employer does not promote from within, but rather imports a supervisor from another country. Then the guy jokingly states you, and all your countrymen, participate in an act that could be considered necrotic bestiality. The offense response might have been overboard with the effects being a strike that shuts down the mine and hurts the companies bottom line. But then most of us here probably don't know how grave a faux pas that was. Obviously the guy who made the comment didn't know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted January 5, 2016 #17 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) Oh! There you go, bringing things like "sense" and "reason" into a discussion again. I bet you even read the link, Typical! ETA: Five years is a little stiff though. I'll leave that right there. Edited January 5, 2016 by Likely Guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted January 5, 2016 #18 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) Pttttht Likely guy you know you love me for my article reading habit even more than for my sense and reason, hehehhee. Edited January 5, 2016 by rashore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted January 5, 2016 #19 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Pttttht Likely guy you know you love me for my article reading habit even more than for my sense and reason, hehehhee. Definately not. I love you more for your sense and reason.. Though the 'article reading habit' is ginchy.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted January 5, 2016 #20 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) Crybaby culture. Not really. Countries might have stupid laws or ideals, but you should obey them while you are there. Edit: And he is being deported, not jailed for 5 years. What did I miss? 'punishable by up to five years in prison' and deported are a little different no? Edited January 5, 2016 by Timonthy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted January 5, 2016 #21 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Not really. Countries might have stupid laws or ideals, but you should obey them while you are there. Edit: And he is being deported, not jailed for 5 years. What did I miss? 'punishable by up to five years in prison' and deported are a little different no? The company didn't have his paperwork in place correctly, so technically he was there illegally. So instead of jailing him, they just sent him home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyche101 Posted January 6, 2016 #22 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I dunno, all this over a joke, maybe someone should send Kyrgyzstan a sandwich. They seem to take their meat a little too seriously. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted January 6, 2016 #23 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) I don't get those who don't have a sense of humour - I simply don't get em!.... Bloody boring.. uptight 'sticks in the mud' - if you ask me.... Edited January 6, 2016 by Astra. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted January 6, 2016 #24 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Race hatred? That should be a big warning to anyone says anything bad about Australia's delicay - Vegemite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted January 6, 2016 #25 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The company didn't have his paperwork in place correctly, so technically he was there illegally. So instead of jailing him, they just sent him home. Yeah which is 100% expected and acceptable. My reply was more against a few previous comments, and the title of the thread: '5 years Jail time for sausage joke?', misleading! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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