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#46    Detective Mystery 2014

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:13 AM

View PostCzero 101, on 07 February 2013 - 10:04 AM, said:

... which implies that somewhere along the way, those things you made up claim were actually said or that the belief in those things was expressly stated or implied in this thread... neither of which is true.

Okay; I see what happened. You misunderstood what I meant. I typed, "the most absurd belief in this whole thread". I referred to conspiracy theories there, not the comments and ideas expressed in this thread.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:43 AM

View PostDetective Mystery 2013, on 08 February 2013 - 05:13 AM, said:

Okay; I see what happened. You misunderstood what I meant. I typed, "the most absurd belief in this whole thread". I referred to conspiracy theories there, not the comments and ideas expressed in this thread.

Ok... fair enough... :tu:




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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:07 AM

View Postali smack, on 06 February 2013 - 01:06 AM, said:

what's the most inane, absurd and totally nonsensical conspiracy you've read/heard about?

Hmmm.
  • Royal family are lizard people.
  • The Moon has air, is green and is where selected souls go to upon "death" (includes the tunnels under the Earth portion, too).
  • Anyone who claims they were given an anal probe by an alien.



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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:31 AM

View Postmonk 56, on 07 February 2013 - 12:47 PM, said:

Hell guys, i'm not saying i'm right everywhere,

But it will be interesting if any want to dispute with my evidence...will we wait long, regarding astronomy?

Long way to go yet!!!!

So don't try stupid posts that have no evidence??????????

It may not show God, but it may show how strange nature of man regarding the stars...i rest my case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What has astronomy got to do with whatever you're on about?


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:09 PM

Hi Riyeh,

With ancient religions like Eleusinian Mysteries and Isis, many gods were merged and Sirius and Belt of Orion become area's of interest, so much so that they would align special events to these stars by sunrise and sunset, by the time that the Gregorian Calendar came along, midnight was also added as a day divider.

Many constitutions, declaring of independence, wars, assassinations and treaties have been aligned to Sirius and Alnilam by intention, this shows a secret society religion at play through out history, not only in ancient Greece and Egypt civilizations, some call it hermeticism or western esotericism, links below:-

http://www.ancient-w...anmysteries.htm

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Hermeticism

http://en.wikipedia....ern_esotericism

We have no idea about the moral compass of this secret religion that likes to align events to the stars, "As Above, As Below", indeed i have just finished writing about the wars of Congo, which were all aligned to these two stars by intention, most of this isn't synchronicity:-

http://en.wikipedia....i/Synchronicity

As you come from Australia, i thought you would be interested how the Federation of Australia was intentionally aligned to Sirius and Alnilam in 1901, please scroll down link below, page three to thread section #38 :-

http://www.unexplain...ic=232340&st=30

The Shire of Isis is very interesting in Queensland, what has Isis to do this this area?  Love the Logo!

http://en.wikipedia....i/Shire_of_Isis

You will note that Isis Division was established on 1st January 1887, they were still using local time in Australia at this time, and hadn't implimented rules that the International Meridian Conference in Washington had set out in October 1884, link below:-

http://en.wikipedia....dian_Conference

This changed time, like no other event, although adoption of Summer Time in the next century changed midnight on the 1st January also in Australia, January being Summer.

Thus in region of the Isis Division on 1st January 1887, at midnight day marker, Sirius was in the centre of the sky overhead, which was intentional, thinking that the Isis star is Sirius, as above as below, secret societies align by astronomy special days and events to these stars!

Edited by monk 56, 08 February 2013 - 12:15 PM.


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:46 PM

At least that explains why Queenslanders are so weird!


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:04 PM

View PostSean93, on 06 February 2013 - 01:44 AM, said:

Fake Apollo landings, the flat earth, Area 51 being a base full of aliens, reversed songs meant to be satanic or evil...

That isnt a conspiracy. Back masking has been going on since the 60's. The beatles started it.

Some things are true, even if you dont believe them.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:07 PM

Hi Obviousman,

Please note i'm not picking on your lovely country, i find it in all countries to a greater or lesser degree, obviously most of what i show about Australia comes from London, i live in London!

No doubt you know how important HMS SIRIUS is to your country ha ha!   Secret societies love symbolism!

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:35 PM

View Postpreacherman76, on 08 February 2013 - 03:04 PM, said:

That isnt a conspiracy. Back masking has been going on since the 60's. The beatles started it.

I think it's a bit odd when people accuse Judas Priest of trying to kill their fans.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:58 PM

My favorite is that the government hides chemtrail planes in an underground base on the moon and they get back and forth using jumpgate technology.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:27 PM

I remember reading a book decades ago that said the Garden of Eden was an alien spaceship, the Trees were the onboard computer, and Adam & Eve were earth humans who accessed the computer.  Heaven may have been Mars, but I'm not sure I'm remembering that one correctly.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:19 PM

  • The driver shot JFK. (the late William Cooper)
  • The Beatles were designed and sent to the U.S. by the British Psychological Warfare Division, to undermine the morals of American teenagers. (Lyndon LaRouche)
  • Christ's Crucifixion was staged. (Hugh Schonfield) Christ eloped with Mary Magdalene, and one or both of them fled to France to raise their family. (Baigent/Leigh/Lincoln)
  • Christ and his disciples were a magic-mushroom cult. (Dead Sea Scrolls scholar John Allegro)
  • HIV/AIDS was created in a lab.
  • HIV does not cause AIDS.
  • Man never landed on the moon. It's not even possible. But there is an alien base there. (see Wikipedia; for an artful and very funny parody of how these theories can be patched together from unrelated material, watch the mockumentary Dark Side of the Moon)
  • The Zapruder film is entirely fake, even though it contradicts the findings of the Warren Commission. (Jim Fetzer)
  • Stephen King killed John Lennon. (Steve Lightfoot)
  • WWII was staged. It never really happened. The Illuminati employed elaborate special effects, stage magic, and phony journalism to scare the world into pacifism. (Donald Holmes)
  • Queen Elizabeth I was a man. The real Elizabeth died as a child.
  • George H.W. Bush was really George Scherff Sr., a Nazi sent to destroy America as a teenager and adopted by Prescott Bush (Scherff was also an assistant to Nikola Tesla, and stole all Tesla's inventions after he was murdered by Otto Skorzenyand Reinhard Gehlen). Hitler was still alive in Montana in 1997, and Josef Mengele is keeping himself alive and youthful with a regimen of hormones and cannibalism. Oh, andCurious George was inspired by a young George Scherff Jr.; that's probably why Alan J. Shalleck was murdered by two men he met through a gay sex network one day before the movie premiered. (this information comes from a man named Eric Berman, who claims he heard it straight from his girlfriend's dad, Otto Skorzeny, in Florida during the late '90s. Skorzeny died in Madrid in 1975.)
  • One promoter of the Scherff-Bush story adds that Josef Mengele was the real Zodiac, the Boston Strangler(s), and the anthrax letter mailer. (http://www.thebushconnection.com/)
  • The 1939 War of the Worlds radio broadcoast was a psychological warfare study funded by C.D. Jackson on behalf of the Rockefeller Foundation, designed to find out how Americans would react to an enemy invasion. Funny... in a trailer for his mockumentary F is for Fake, Orson Welles did say the WoW broadcast had "secret sponsors". (Daniel Hopsicker)
  • A really old one that just won't die: Jews drink the blood and eat the flesh of Gentile children during Passover. Some Catholics still revere the relics of Medieval child saints supposedly slaughtered and devoured by Jews.
  • The doomed Franklin Expedition was sent to the Arctic not only to find the Northwest Passage, but to secretly investigate UFO sightings that had been reported since the 1700s. The men were captured, experimented upon, and eaten by giant aliens. (Jeffrey Blair Latta)
  • Hitler and some associates escaped to the Arctic in a submarine, to live with super-advanced aliens who reside within the hollow earth. (This story originated with Edward Bulwer-Lytton's novel The Coming Race, was treated as fact by the pre-Nazi Vril Society, was bolstered by the forged "secret diary" of Admiral Byrd, and was adopted by the likes of Ernst Zundel)
  • Denver International Airport was built expressly to conceal a vast underground complex, headquarters of the New World Order elite. Clues are hidden in the airport's peace-themed mural.
  • Scientology: Billions of years ago the intergalactic overlord Xenu used a film to brainwash our souls ("Thetans") into believing in the world's major religions, which he invented.
  • Gnosticism: The entire material world is an evil trap created by the imposter God of the Bible.
  • Nation of Islam: White people were created in a lab.
  • Jesuits sank the Titanic to kill some of the world's richest, most powerful Jews.
  • The early Middle Ages (614-911 A.D.) never occurred. Everything that supposedly happened during those years was either a misunderstanding, an event from a different era, or an outright lie - Charlemagne, for instance, is a fictional figure. And we are actually living in the 1700s. (Herbert Illig's phantom time hypothesis)
  • Shortly before he left office, Bill Clinton secretly signed into law the National Economic Security and Reformation Act (NESARA). This act would have completely restructured the U.S. government by - among other things - forgiving all personal credit card debt and mortgages, abolishing the IRS, restoring constitutional law, and somehow ensuring world peace - but the Supreme Court placed a gag order on it, and threatened death to any government official who breathed word of its existence. NESARA activists around the world are agitating to get the act announced and instituted.
  • Aspartame, flouride, genetically modified foods, and vaccines are used specifically to keep us sick and open to suggestion, and/or as part of a secret depopulation plan designed by the world's elite.
  • Atlanta child murder theories: Victims were used for CDC research into Interferon; KKK Klansmen posed as cops to wipe out young black men (Dick Gregory); white scientists needed the boys' foreskins to produce a cure for cancer and/or a youth serum. (Dick Gregory again)
  • Jeffrey Dahmer was an actor hired by the Ambrosia Chocolate company to pose as a cannibal killer so no one would object to the factory being torn down and another one built with illegal tax breaks (posted by "manoftruth" on online forums devoted to Rush and Bon Jovi, along with rants on Wicca and Jews; his name might be Mark Zahn, but who knows?).
And here's a fun one: By combining two separate conspiracy theories, you can turn Hitler into Jack the Ripper!
Theory #1: Prince Eddy, Duke of Clarence, faked his death to move to Germany and become Adolph Hitler.
Theory #2: Prince Eddy, Duke of Clarence (and/or Freemasons acting on his behalf) was Jack the Ripper.
Hence, Prince Eddy might have killed several prostitues, faked his own death, then resurfaced in Austria as Hitler

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http://swallowingthe...conspiracy.html


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:48 PM

Oh wow, ali - that is a great list!


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:56 PM

View PostObviousman, on 08 February 2013 - 08:48 PM, said:

Oh wow, ali - that is a great list!
it's from a site which listed really stupid theories. some of which i can't find anywhere else.


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:45 PM

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand God you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Boy Scouts made up of Jews with help from gays.
The conspiracy first started during 911 in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Hindenburg crash.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nosepicking.
They want to car crash Ghandi and imprison resisters in Timbuktu using planes.
In order to prepare for this, we all must vote. Since the media is controlled by Hillary Clinton we should get our information from Newt Gingrich.

Courtesy of Create Your Own Conspiracy Theory

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