First off, and by way of introducing myself, I'd like to offer warm thanks to
Still Waters for recommending my article
A Beast With Two Backs - The Gray Photo Deconstructed, and refering everyone to my blog. I've had nearly 400 pageviews originate from this forum alone, so of course I had to come check things out and say hello. Ironically, you're having a more active discussion on my article here than on my own blog! Since this thread started I've written a follow-up article,
A Beast With Two Backs - Part II - just follow the link if you're not overly bored with the topic.
Thanks to all for offering your comments, positive and negative, serious and funny. I'm going to try out the multi-quote feature and respond to a few below.
Wearer of Hats, on 07 September 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:
You know, in Australia a "beast with two backs" is a euphemism for people having sex...
Indeed! The first recorded use of this euphamism was by William Shakespeare in 1604. Iago uses it in a line of
Othello, and that's exactly what it meant back then too. I suppose it also has behavioral implications for what I take to be a pair of giant salamanders in the Gray Photo - many salamanders perform often elobarate courtship dances (in the water) prior to mating, which include tail undulations and deliberate splashing. That may simply be coincidence in this case. That there are two dorsal lines visible in the clearer Heron-Allen contact slide print of the Gray Photo is really the reason for the title.
Arbenol68, on 07 September 2012 - 11:56 PM, said:
It's only the most parsimonious explanation if you start from the assumption that there is a large unidentified creature in Loch Ness. If you don't assume that, then the most parsimonious explanation is that there is no large unidentified creature in Loch Ness.
Well... no. The more explanations needed, the less parsimonius the theory. If you can account for all (1) surface sightings (2) land sightings (3) photos and videos (4) sonar contacts (5) hydrophone recordings and (6) recorded historical accounts going back hundreds of years with ONE SINGLE explanation other than an unidentified species of aquatic animals, well then you only tie the unidentified animal theory, which by itself can account for all six things with one explanation.
lyonsroar, on 08 September 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:
I was under the impression this picture was already explained... It's a dog swimming back to shore with a stick in its mouth.
Junior Chubb, on 09 September 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:
Now I have seen the image after hearing the 'dog theory' I cannot see anything but a dog with a stick in its mouth. Before this I was open to it being an unidentified aquatic animal. The power of suggestion is strong with this one...
U. N.Owen, on 02 October 2012 - 08:52 AM, said:
As regards the Hugh Gray photo: I am afraid that, ever since it was suggested to me by a sceptic, all I can see is the head of a labrador swimming towards me.Nevertheless, I am willing to accept that this may just be a case of pareiola.
Zenegog, on 03 October 2012 - 09:34 PM, said:
This thread is absolutely ridiculous. The image is clearly a dog (looks like a labrador) with it's head above the water holding a stick.
I didn't spend any time debunking the dog theory in my own article because it's already been done, quite thoroughly and scientifically by author
Roland Watson in his own analysis of the Gray Photo. Have a
look at his work here, and you might just stop seeing dogs. If that doesn't work, then take 2 aspirin and chant over and over "It was never a dog, it was never a dog.."
Arbitran, on 09 September 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:
As I mentioned on another thread, the Grey photo most closely resembles a grey seal, Halichoerus grypus, in my opinion. They're endemic to the North Atlantic, and have been documented as appearing occasionally in Loch Ness. Given it isn't indigenous to the loch, it's not hard to believe that the locals could very well misidentify a 3m-long, grey, flippered animal as a monster of some sort. The Grey photo looks to me like a grey seal playing in the water; having spent some time studying grey seals, I can say that if I took a still photo of one playing on the surface of the water, it would look very much like the Grey photo.
Seals are not indigenous to Loch Ness, but that's why the locals are hyper-aware of them when they do stray into the loch. They keep an eye out for them, and shoot them when they spot one. The number one industry at Loch Ness isn't tourism, it's actually fish, and as cute as seals may be the Highlanders do not take well to poachers. Surely a seal has been mistaken for a Nessie sighting at least once, but it would have been by a tourist and not a local inhabitant. I don't think there's been a single case of any cryptid finally being found and classified where the locals turned out to be wrong.
The worm-like and horizontally flexing tail in the Gray Photo also has a caudal fin -- nothing like the tail of any aquatic mammal. And again, as Insanity pointed out, Nessie can't be a mammal, because then it would live near the surface for frequent respiration, and we'd have caught one long ago.
Thegreatsilence, on 28 September 2012 - 06:06 PM, said:
Siberian newt (Salamandrella keyserlingii) can move at 1 C, so there is a precedent at least.
That's hitting it on the head. Amphibians in general, and salamanders in particular are the most cold-tolerant tetrapods of us all, and venture where no reptile goes, and other animals either migrate away or hybernate. The Siberian salamander is the extreme example, being the only known vertebrate that freezes solid and waits in the permafrost for spring, at which time it defrosts and walks away. It doesn't hybernate in the formal sense, it actually freezes. There's an anecdotal case from Russia where one was still alive and came out of it's suspended animation after 90 years, but unfortunatly there's no documentation for that one, but other cases of recovering after two or three years of being consecutively frozen are known.
Insanity, on 29 September 2012 - 12:03 AM, said:
{SNIP} Second, historically, the sightings occur most often during the summer months of July and August, which is what you may expect with an ectothermic creature like a salamander. Seals could be active in the loch virtually any time of the year, and as grey seals live on the coast of Scotland and England, and I believe they do not migrate, the reason for them to appear in the loch would have to be seasonal to match the sightings. If not, the sightings would likely occur more evenly throughout the year.
More daylight and many more people at the Loch in those months as well. Adjusting for those variable probably shows a more even distribution in other months.
Insanity, that was such a great post I wish you'd put it in the Comments to the article at my blog. The same is true for U. N.Owen's post, which makes a number of the same points I'll be covering in future articles (and a few I hadn't thought of yet!) I'll also quote and address some snipettes from that:
U. N.Owen, on 02 October 2012 - 08:52 AM, said:
The suggestion that the photo shows two critters somehow swimming back-to-back seems over-elaborate to me. If there are two images then I think that this could be accounted for by double exposure. in the thirties, I imagine that cameras where much clunkier and slower devices than they have been since. If the thing was thrashing about, which is how the witness described it, then the same object might have appeared twice on the same picture, double-exposed.
It's very true. My Dad had one of those things and when I used it as a kid I often took double exposures by accident. I thought about that when I realized there were apparently two animals in the photo. But here is why it can't be an accidental double exposure of a single Nessie: the waves in the two exposures would be out of phase with each other (unless a trillion to one coincidence occured) and we'd have ended up with just a gray blur where we have quite crisp and distinct waves in the actual photo.
One question though for U. N.Owen: was the "Giant Salamander theory has legs" an evolutionary pun? I hope so, that's brilliant!
Thanks to all, and warm regards,
Steve Plambeck