orangepeaceful79 Posted August 15, 2012 #1 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Winner advances to next thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 15, 2012 #2 Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) Nessie all the way, with a Glasgwegian Kiss finishing move... thwack! Edited August 15, 2012 by Junior Chubb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangepeaceful79 Posted August 15, 2012 Author #3 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Nessie all the way, with a Glasgwegian Kiss finishing move... thwack! I wou;dn't be so hasty. As cunning and elusive as Nessie is, she's still a big dumb swimming dinosaur. Mermaids is people yaw'll. they's smart like us. I think that good ol' Ariel will gouge out Nessie's eyes and strangle her big ol skinny neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 15, 2012 #4 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I wou;dn't be so hasty. As cunning and elusive as Nessie is, she's still a big dumb swimming dinosaur. Mermaids is people yaw'll. they's smart like us. I think that good ol' Ariel will gouge out Nessie's eyes and strangle her big ol skinny neck. We might have to leave this to the folks a Deadliest Warrior...(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadliest_Warrior) I can imagine us taking sides and demonstrating our chosen warriors attacking style before running the battle through the computer 1,000 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notoverrated Posted August 15, 2012 #5 Share Posted August 15, 2012 bigfoot smart enough to throw a big rock on all the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangepeaceful79 Posted August 15, 2012 Author #6 Share Posted August 15, 2012 bigfoot smart enough to throw a big rock on all the others. Now you just wait. Bigfoot's gonna have to wait his turn just like all the other crypto's. He can deathmatch whoever wins this round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted August 15, 2012 #7 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I can't see Mermaid's teeth as doing much damage, nor her nails. So, I'm going to have to assign my Nessie a nice set of jaws and teeth. She's faster and nastier. Chomp...chomp...bye bye Ariel. Oh, and Nessie gets in a few aerial moves tossing Ariel about. In the spirit of the Olympics and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted August 15, 2012 #8 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Mermaid shouldn't have even won the last round .Lightweights . Nessie would have them as a snack . Nessie ! Nessie ! Nessie ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted August 15, 2012 #9 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I wou;dn't be so hasty. As cunning and elusive as Nessie is, she's still a big dumb swimming dinosaur. Mermaids is people yaw'll. they's smart like us. I think that good ol' Ariel will gouge out Nessie's eyes and strangle her big ol skinny neck. Ariel was all in love .The sea witch ,now she was a tough cookie . But .. If mermaids = humans Then Nessie = T Rex ? Brontasaurus? Triceratops ? ahem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oniomancer Posted August 15, 2012 #10 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Um..how big a mermaid are we talking here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apopo Posted August 15, 2012 #11 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Nessie would chomp down little Mermaid like its butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrant lizard Posted August 15, 2012 #12 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Repetative b**** slap by Nessie's paddle-esque hand reduces Mermaid to mewling, snivelling wreck. Then Nessie transforms into 'Early Sightings Nessie' and drags Mermaid into the high pastures and leaves her to rot in the sun, stinking up the landscape with fishiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolffheart Posted August 15, 2012 #13 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I think Nessie is a masterfisher, although the Mermaid is bigger the the usual fish I think he would have little trouble catching/killing her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golly Buster Posted August 15, 2012 #14 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Now you just wait. Bigfoot's gonna have to wait his turn just like all the other crypto's. He can deathmatch whoever wins this round. I'll be over in the corner greasing up Mothman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted August 15, 2012 #15 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Is this fight in the loch or the sea? That could be a deciding factor. Nessie is freshwater and merfolk are usually salt water so I would have to imagine whichever one is out of their home waters would have a distinct disadvantage. Outside of that... I'd be willing to bet on the mermaid. Nessie is a big ole critter, but probably not built well for fighting, and since there's only one Nessie in the loch and not much else to fight with, probably not used to fighting either. A mermaid can use weapons, and likely has been around other merfolk or dangerous sea critters and probably has a clue how to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 15, 2012 #16 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I'll be over in the corner greasing up Mothman. Sounds kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSUGOJI Posted August 15, 2012 #17 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I'm betting on Nessie to win. A predator between 30 to 70 ft in length vs something basically human sized isn't much of a match. The mermaid would be a tasty minnow snack for that leviathan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted August 16, 2012 #18 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Waiting for a winner to be declared by (the not so peaceful) OrangePeaceful79 and the beginning of CRYPTODEATHMATCH Vol 3... Bring it on!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangepeaceful79 Posted August 16, 2012 Author #19 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Waiting for a winner to be declared by (the not so peaceful) OrangePeaceful79 and the beginning of CRYPTODEATHMATCH Vol 3... Bring it on!!! By popular concensus it appears that Nessie has turned Ariel into a bit of pretty sashimi. Nessie advances to take on Bigfoot. Look for the next thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted August 16, 2012 #20 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Nessie!!!!! Scotland has to win something... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Walker Posted August 19, 2012 #21 Share Posted August 19, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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