The world's first zombie presidential candidate and his wife Patty Morgan-Zombie arrive in Charlotte, the city hosting the Democratic National Convention, to "highlight the plight of the zombie community".
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 12:51 PM
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 12:58 PM
God I hope he wins
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:01 PM
So many lines, so little time. The political trail is not exactly the best place to go brain hunting, they could starve.
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If you ignore the excellencies of your own house, how do you intend to find other excellencies?
In you is hidden the treasure of treasures, Oh man, know thyself and you shall know the Universe and the Gods."
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:46 PM
what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 02:18 PM
notoverrated, on 04 September 2012 - 01:46 PM, said:
what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O
It's an advertisement campaign by AMC to promote "the walking dead". lol
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:28 PM
Now, if he was ROB Zombie, I'd actually have someone to vote for!
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:43 PM
He's gonna knock'em dead.
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 10:10 PM
If the Republican Party has any chance of winning, they'll need to replace Mitt Romney with this zombie. Good luck to them.
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Posted 04 September 2012 - 10:33 PM
I think I'll vote for the good old sasquatch party. 
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Posted 05 September 2012 - 12:09 AM
Well, we're about due for a zombie plague anyway. Might as well start at the top!
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Posted 05 September 2012 - 12:53 AM
Will anyone notice if he gets in?
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Posted 05 September 2012 - 01:39 AM
I thought we already had a zombie named Romney running against Obama.
Edited by Hilander, 05 September 2012 - 01:39 AM.
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Posted 05 September 2012 - 03:58 AM
notoverrated, on 04 September 2012 - 01:46 PM, said:
what is this real life? man no wonder we seem crazy to the other countries O.O
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Posted 10 September 2012 - 08:48 AM
I sure hope he wins,I know for a fact that a Zombie would run the country better than the fool we have now or the fools we had in office before,Only thing is is that the Zombie would be a whole lot smarter.
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Posted 10 September 2012 - 11:02 AM
no big news story here, yet. If it got the job that would be big. but then I am running too as a write in candidate. I don't see a zombie getting in office however being as no one would sponcer it or fork out mass amounts of money for advertising, but what do I know about the subject.
Edited by mysticwerewolf, 10 September 2012 - 11:04 AM.
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