Curses! Foiled Again!

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Here is the chance to try out your most creative colourful curses. No profanity please.

May the offspring of 10,000 prolific crabby lice find safe haven in your knickers.

Your turn

Edited August 1, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons

[JohnnyBoyC]

May you burn in the enternal infernos for millenia and then be gutted by demons!

Is that right?

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Groovy! JohnnyBoyC!

May you forever emit the festering foot smell of pygmi bull farmers.

[moe eubleck]

May your mom wiggle her groove in a bottomless pit while falling next to Abe Lincoln

[Melladior]

May your hair fall out on a trip to the beach and a seagull poo on your scalp.

[Falco Rex]

May 1000 Tribesman from Papua New Guinea dine on your still living body one shrimp forkful at a time, and then use your flayed skin to cover their tents while your naked skull stands as a testament to the fact that you were a second rate person, but a first rate dinner..

This game, I like!

[Walken]

May you end up on the streets with your mother selling your bodies and eating chewing gum fresh off the pavement.

[_hAiLO_]

May your sinful soul of many flaws lounge and rott under the hellish burden of the demanding sun........in the streets of L.A.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Your breath smells like the moldering remains of a Mongolian mongoose manifesting monkey manure.

[moe eubleck]

may the fleas crawling on your body start a circus, with David Hasslehoff as the flea trainer, so that every morning when you look into the mirror, you will see his great grinning head, smiling holes into your parasite infested soul

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

I've met grotesque bowls of microwaved rat droppings that had more personality than..you.

[moe eubleck]

is that a mustache or has a hamster become lodged in your left nostil?

Edited August 2, 2005 by moe eubleck

[Melladior]

Is that your butt, or are pot-bellied pigs wrestling in your pants?

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

May you forever run out of toilet paper.

[Super Pancake]

Your so ugly, you are a buggy head!

This is a hard game, I normally don't insult people!

[Melladior]

May your breath stink like a garbage fire.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

you are doing ok Pancake dude!

You are the festering boil on a warthogs backside

[moe eubleck]

when you jog behind that garbage truck and return home smelling of old cheese and discarded diapers , it makes me feel unloved

[MichaelS]

May the offspring of a million lemmings follow thee unto the ends of eternity- forever attempting to push thee off the presipice of damnation!

[Melladior]

May your children one day rise up against you and expose your true feelings to your employers, friends and in-laws.

[moe eubleck]

when you use your lower lip to make smears on my windows, and blame your gaseous expulsions on the dog, it makes me feel ignored.

[Melladior]

Is that your BO, or are you growing an onion patch in your armpits?

Edited August 2, 2005 by Melladior

[moe eubleck]

I want to be just like you, but without the festering boils on your buttox.

Edited August 2, 2005 by moe eubleck

[Melladior]

Paris Hilton called. She wants her VD back.

[moe eubleck]

I want to be your hero, really I do, but i just dont have the white gloves, skin disorder, moonwalk, and desire to touch little boys.