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#1    WoIverine

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:17 PM

A petition on the White House website calling for the government to build a "Star Wars"-style "Death Star" by 2016 has garnered more than 17,000 signatures.
The authors of the strange appeal call on the Obama administration to recreate the giant planet-destroying spacecraft from George Lucas's 1977 film, citing a strengthened national defense and job creation as some of the benefits.

"By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority program and weapon system such as a Death Star," the petition reads, "the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense."

So far 17,139 have signed the online petition, hosted on the White House's "We The People" site, which allows anyone to flag an issue they think the government needs to address. If the petition gets 25,000 signatures by Dec. 14, it will be reviewed by White House staff.

But that doesn't mean Obama is going to weigh in. "Petition responses will come from a variety of Administration officials, including staff at the White House," according to the website. "From time to time President Obama may respond directly to petitions, but we expect most of responses to come from other Administration officials."


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Edited by WoIverine, 11 December 2012 - 09:22 PM.


#2    Imaginarynumber1

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:18 PM

Sign, people! Sign!

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:21 PM

Hell yes! Here's a project that can truly unite America.
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth a war, is much worse...A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for, nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:25 PM

It's about time.. :)
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:26 PM

:rolleyes: One of the dumbest ideas yet.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:29 PM

View PostLady Kasey, on 11 December 2012 - 09:26 PM, said:

:rolleyes: One of the dumbest ideas yet.

Meh, it's not like a girl would understand anyway. :o <_<

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:30 PM

View PostLady Kasey, on 11 December 2012 - 09:26 PM, said:

:clap: One of the BEST ideas yet.

I fixed your post for you. :tu:

Edited by Imaginarynumber1, 11 December 2012 - 09:37 PM.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:31 PM

An idiotic use of the petition system.

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#9    Imaginarynumber1

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:36 PM

View PostHasina, on 11 December 2012 - 09:31 PM, said:

The best use of the petition system.

Man... these girls seem to keep messing up their posts.... I have to keep fixing them!

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:40 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 11 December 2012 - 09:36 PM, said:

Man... these girls seem to keep messing up their posts.... I have to keep fixing them!
This petition makes the secession petitions seem within grasp of actually passing.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:42 PM

Let me tell you two reasons why this is stupid:

1) Luke, a farm boy with little training, blew one up.
2) He did it again.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:43 PM

View PostHasina, on 11 December 2012 - 09:40 PM, said:

This petition makes the secession petitions seem within grasp of actually passing.

We could use the new Death Star on those that secede. Then, finally, more and more planets can fall under the ruthless domination of planet Earth!

I hearby name Jupiter and enemy planet!

View PostHasina, on 11 December 2012 - 09:42 PM, said:

Let me tell you two reasons why this is stupid:

1) Luke, a farm boy with little training, blew one up.
2) He did it again.

See, but now we know what weakness to cover up!

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:45 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 11 December 2012 - 09:43 PM, said:

We could use the new Death Star on those that secede. Then, finally, more and more planets can fall under the ruthless domination of planet Earth!

I hearby name Jupiter and enemy planet!
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:50 PM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 11 December 2012 - 09:43 PM, said:

I hearby name Jupiter and enemy planet!

No! Jupiter is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...

Edited by Tiggs, 11 December 2012 - 09:51 PM.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:53 PM

View PostTiggs, on 11 December 2012 - 09:50 PM, said:

No! Jupiter is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...

Would you prefer another target? A military target?

Then name the system!!

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