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#1    Mad Manfred

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 07:34 AM

Pilgrims See Jesus' Face In Apartment Window

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I dunno...looks more like Fred Durst.

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 08:04 AM

How on earth does anyone get a face out of that, looks like condensation to me.


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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:08 AM

XD I dun see anything that looks like a face but that blind lady thing sounds pretty miraculous if you ask meh.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:27 AM

It looks more like a pregnant walrus.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:30 AM

I see *A* shape...Jesus? I don't see how they can even come close to seeing the face of Jesus.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:00 PM

QUOTE(cephei @ May 29 2005, 06:08 AM)
XD I dun see anything that looks like a face but that blind lady thing sounds pretty miraculous if you ask meh.

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I can bet almost anything that she was never blind or had bad vision, and if she did it didn't improve at all, she just wanted it to and believed it to in order to add fame to the smudge of Windex on her window she calls the Son of God. I would think this would be more of a disgrace than a miracle -- never knew a window cleaner could preform them.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 03:29 PM

This is groundbreaking! I think Jesus may be trying to give us a message of some kind. It was the tube wall a few weeks ago and now this. Surely a sudden outbreak of divine pictations in walls, windows etc means something. Or maybe people should stop being so damn stupid.

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 12:21 AM

l see nothing but a smudge.

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 12:51 AM

QUOTE(fawkes2 @ May 31 2005, 01:21 AM)
l see nothing but a smudge.

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I've been praying that the lord jesus will appear to me on a toasted cheese sandwich
I'm a little short of cash you see and i hear this kind of crap is popular on e bay
So far he hasn't made an appearence, no matter how much i play with the cheese

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 09:19 AM


I might stop cleaning my windows and have a burger stall outside... I can't believe anyone can see anything in that window and why were they all crying? Hey Marduk we could earn some money out of this? when is your window cleaner due??

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 06:07 PM

user posted image Drats! I guess that means Windex is the anti-christ.  crying.gif



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Posted 31 May 2005 - 06:13 PM

I don't see Jesus at all. Just a smudge. But that pinto bean well it was Jesus. It is funny how everyone sees him. Why couldn't it just be a stinkin pinto bean or smudge.

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 06:14 PM

QUOTE(marduk @ May 30 2005, 07:51 PM)
QUOTE(fawkes2 @ May 31 2005, 01:21 AM)
l see nothing but a smudge.

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I've been praying that the lord jesus will appear to me on a toasted cheese sandwich
I'm a little short of cash you see and i hear this kind of crap is popular on e bay
So far he hasn't made an appearence, no matter how much i play with the cheese

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Stop playing with the Cheese!  You'll go blind.

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Posted 31 May 2005 - 06:31 PM

Oh man, if I could find you I'd smack ya silly for that comment! user posted image
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Posted 31 May 2005 - 06:45 PM

Okay, I asked Jesus if this was him, and he said no, he was too busy that day--he was working a site at a concrete underpass.  He said it could have been Moses pulling our leg again.


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