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Read this out loud


snuffypuffer

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Read this out loud, several times. Or be punished.

Tiki Tiki Cheeky Kon-Tiki

Tiki Kon-Cheeky Kon-Tiki for me.

Cheeky Kon-Tiki Cheeky Tiki Tiki

Cheeky Kon-Tiki Kon-Tiki for me

Take a leak-i cheeky

Dance the Kon-Tiki

Tiki Kon-Tiki Kon-Tiki for me.

Cheeky Kon-Tiki Kon Leaky Kon-Tiki

Leaky Kon-Tiki Kon-Tiki for me.

Thank you and good night.

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snuffy snuffy Sneefy kon-snuffy

Sneefy kon snuffy Kon-snuffy for puffy.

sneefy Kon-snuffy sneeky snuffy snuffy

sneeky Kon-snuffy Kon-snuffy for puffy

Take a leak-i sneeky

Dance the Kon-snuffy

snuffy Kon-snuffy Kon-snuffy for puffy

sneeky Kon-snuffy Kon Leaky Kon-snuffy

Leaky Kon-snuffy Kon-snuffy for puffy

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Tequila is an interesting liquor. tongue.gif

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that is quite possibly the most retarted thing ive ever read. that looks like something someone would say while theyre drunk or something.

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that is very very true D12

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I don't see Moderator under either of your names, D12 and hereticdude666, so I suggest you enjoy Snuffy and Moe's superlative examples of free-form, impressionist Jazz-chants, or go and post somewhere else. Thank you.

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Tequila is an interesting liquor. tongue.gif

I'ts the worm at the bottom... It's gotta be laugh.gif

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I don't see Moderator under either of your names, D12 and hereticdude666

Of course you don't.

Only skeptics and nonbelievers can see the 'moderator' tag wink2.gif

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I'm just here to have a good time and enjoy my stay here. thumbsup.gif By the way I really would not like to be a moderator I just like toi have fun. It's like school I would like to be a student not a principal. original.gif

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I suggest you enjoy Snuffy and Moe's superlative examples of free-form, impressionist Jazz-chants

there's a name for that sort of thing? Groovy.

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And now another one, this one's called "Love Crumpet"

My love my love my love my love Crumpet

Crumpet my love my love

Crumpet my love my love my love Crumpet

Crumpet my love, my love

Bump it my love my love my love Crumpet

Crumpet my love my love

Crumpet my love my love my love Crumpet

Crumpet my love, my love

Lump it my love my love my love Crumpet

Crumpet my love my love

Crumpet my love my love my love Crumpet

Crumpet my love, my love.

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(Can't beat em' join em')

D-Twizzy means D12

D D D D D D Twizzy

D D D D D12

D D D D D D Twizzy

D D D D D12

D D D D D D Dirty Dozen

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this one's called "bum & boobies"

My bum my bum my bum my bum & boobies

& boobies my bum my bum

& boobies my bum my bum my bum & boobies

& boobies my bum, my bum

Bump it my bum my bum my bum & boobies

& boobies my bum my bum

& boobies my bum my bum my bum & boobies

& boobies my bum, my bum

Lump it my bum my bum my bum & boobies

& boobies my bum my bum

& boobies my bum my bum my love & boobies

& boobies my bum, my bum.

So what do you think thumbsup.gif

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I enjoyed the bum and boobies, but perhaps I'm biased. D12, not bad for a first try. With a little practice, you could be a good one.

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I don't know why, but I always liked the name "Snufalufagus", and I am fairly certain that at some point a talented Sesame street fan will work the name into a rap song.

I have no idea what could possibly rhyme with Snufalufagus in English or any other language, and am incredibly untalented with all things poetic. So I have never attempted such a feat for fear of pulling a mental muscle or dropping a brain cylinder in the attempt.

I have no idea what my point was with that, but I am going to post it anyways...

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Snufalufagus

Puff a muff on bus

Snufalufagus

Cuff a snuff on us

Snufalufagus

Rough and tough a wuss

Snufalufagus

Guff and love some puss

That's about the best I can do.

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Thanks Snuff, that was great...

Really cool, thank you thumbsup.gif

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Snufalufagus

i will hit you in the face

Snufalufagus

i will beat you in the race

Snufalufagus

'cause you never leave a trace...

Snufalufagus

I hope a fungus eats you...

Snufalufagus...

meet Kooshalagoopagoop...

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And if you can read that you are either me, lying or mad.

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01001001 0111011101100001011011100110010001100101011100100110010101100100 011011000110111101101110011001010110110001111001 0110000101110011 01100001 0110001101101100011011110111010101100100

And if you can read that you are either me, lying or mad.

then i'm a damned looney ho hah!!!!!!!!

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