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#1    Bracket

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 08:38 PM

The object of this game is to take the flag from the person before you in a creative way.

Example:

person A: i have the flag
person B: i push you off a cliff, now i have the flag.
person C: i send some rabid bats after you, now I HAVE THE FLAG.

I'll start.

I have the flag.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 10:30 PM

I send Jason Voorhees to your house, now I have the flag.


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Posted 06 February 2011 - 10:51 PM

I use a mechanical mole to tunnel beneath you!

Now I have the Flag! :geek:

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#4    Bracket

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 10:58 PM

I throw a bucket of oil under your feet. You slip and drop the flag. Now i have it.  :rofl:

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 11:06 PM

View PostBracket, on 06 February 2011 - 10:58 PM, said:

I throw a bucket of oil under your feet. You slip and drop the flag. Now i have it.  :rofl:

I recreate the plagues of Biblical Egypt and rain them down upon you!
Whilst you are distracted, I sneak in in my plague proof suit!

Now I have the flag! :devil:

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 11:14 PM

Chuck Norris took the flag. Your argument is invalid.

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 11:37 PM

I threw him into an ocean of zombies while sneaking up behind him in the escape helicopter. Now I have the flag and I'm headed to Egypt! :D


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Posted 06 February 2011 - 11:39 PM

View Postthefirstman, on 06 February 2011 - 11:14 PM, said:

Chuck Norris took the flag. Your argument is invalid.

I make a breakthrough in quantum physics,
create the worlds first practical teleporter and beam the flag back to me!

Chuck didn't stand a chance! :lol:

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 11:46 PM

Headshot!

And I just capped the flag(cause I'm a fast runner).



Flag has now respawned.


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Posted 07 February 2011 - 12:03 AM

View PostKazahel, on 06 February 2011 - 11:46 PM, said:

Headshot!

And I just capped the flag(cause I'm a fast runner).



Flag has now respawned.


Step 1: Activating backup avatar body
Step 2: Contacting THE Doctor Via mobile phone link
Step 3: Hitch lift in TARDIS Travel back in time 200 years,
Step 4: Locate and kill sufficient individuals to ensure Kazahel's bloodline never existed.
step 5 return to a Kazahel - less present

Flag is therefore still mine! :devil:

Edited by glyndowers heir, 07 February 2011 - 12:05 AM.

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 12:41 AM

Your flag is pretend because I've still got it.


#12    Bracket

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 01:31 AM

View PostOzzy Valentine, on 07 February 2011 - 12:41 AM, said:

Your flag is pretend because I've still got it.

I come up to you and say "hey, what's that?" When you turn around, i grab the flag and run away.

I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 04:50 AM

I stick you in the crotch with a plasma grenade, take the flag and run like hell.

I am the guy with the stick.

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 05:16 AM

You tripped faster than you took off, I step on your wrist - you easily drop the flag and I grab it off the ground, "That was easy." I walk away. :D


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Posted 07 February 2011 - 05:24 AM

Unfortunately, as you were walking smugly away, you failed to notice that you were entering the Thunder Dome. I simply waited for Mad Max to finish you off, then he brought the flag back to me.

I am the guy with the stick.




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