Helen of Annoy Posted October 25, 2010 #1 Share Posted October 25, 2010 This thread is actually the brain child of queen.overthink who kindly brought her gross jar into other threads and WhiteMagicWoman whose idea to start gross jar thread I’m stealing here. So, folks, I’ve brought one nice Soviet jar and it’s there for you to put various gross things in it. Uploaded with ImageShack.us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted October 25, 2010 #2 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Hey you! Great idea! I'm going to throw in... the disgusting piece of gristly steak I couldn't cut with my knife last week, let alone eat. When that's rotted and festered a bit, it'll give our jar a lovely pungent odour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim4TheHead Posted October 25, 2010 #3 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm gna throw in the cup of week old milk my sis found in her room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVeryFirstDinosaur Posted October 25, 2010 #4 Share Posted October 25, 2010 The caked organic matter under my refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteMagicWoman Posted October 25, 2010 #5 Share Posted October 25, 2010 The caked organic matter under my refrigerator. I'll add the black slime that collects under the garbage disposal drain flange... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted October 25, 2010 #6 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Old pint of milk, that was hiding in the corner of my fridge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted October 25, 2010 #7 Share Posted October 25, 2010 A rotten apple that I forgot in my bag once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORKING CLASS AL Posted October 25, 2010 #8 Share Posted October 25, 2010 (edited) I'm chucking in 3 of my bulldog's nasty dog farts---yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeessssshhhhhhhh they can clear a room out! Edited October 25, 2010 by WORKING CLASS AL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVeryFirstDinosaur Posted October 25, 2010 #9 Share Posted October 25, 2010 My friend threw a bottle that he was spitting tobacco in under the passenger seat of my car one time, and I didn't find it until three weeks later. It was filled with fungi and mold. I throw that in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2010 Author #10 Share Posted October 26, 2010 You people are sick. We’ll need a bigger jar soon. Or gas masks. I’m throwing just a dead 2D frog. It’s 2D because it was run over by car. And a photo of the finance minister from my government. I've folded it... because you don't want to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted October 26, 2010 #11 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I'll throw in all the crap that's under the stove, which would be dead insects, food, dust, spilled coffee and other stuff I haven't seen yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted October 26, 2010 #12 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I'll throw in the disgusting Strawberry Quality Street I had this morning. If I'm away for a while, I probably have alien food poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2010 Author #13 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Hairball, fresh out of my fattest cat. He’s shorthair, I can’t wait for longhair Bertha to cough out one of hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteMagicWoman Posted October 26, 2010 #14 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Hairball, fresh out of my fattest cat. He’s shorthair, I can’t wait for longhair Bertha to cough out one of hers. This is fun! I toss in all the decomposing hair that's stuck in my shower drain. It looks like Bigfoot exploded in there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2010 Author #15 Share Posted October 26, 2010 This is fun! I toss in all the decomposing hair that's stuck in my shower drain. It looks like Bigfoot exploded in there... I see your decomposed Bigfoot and raise you my kitchen sink drain... now with more fish scales! and pieces of tiny fish gut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted October 26, 2010 #16 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I'll throw in these toenail clippings on found on the interwebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 26, 2010 #17 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I threw up in my mouth a little. I'll throw that into the gross jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2010 Author #18 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Perfect! Now... does anyone have haemorrhoids? Just asking, because it doesn’t hurt to ask but it does hurt to squeeze one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 26, 2010 #19 Share Posted October 26, 2010 GROSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2010 Author #20 Share Posted October 26, 2010 heheheheheheee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted October 26, 2010 #21 Share Posted October 26, 2010 (edited) Perfect! Now... does anyone have haemorrhoids? Just asking, because it doesn’t hurt to ask but it does hurt to squeeze one Just... Helen I'm starting to believe you live in hell Edited October 26, 2010 by Lcvec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2010 Author #22 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Just... Helen I'm starting to believe you live in hell Yeah, well, never mind that, throw something in this damn jar, help me bury the damn ‘roids before mods take a look in here and throw me and the jar out to cool. And cool is not good for gross jars, they need warmth. Here, few cotton buds. Almost clean, I already cleaned my ears by using earphones... hmm... earphones too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcvec Posted October 26, 2010 #23 Share Posted October 26, 2010 (edited) All right, I'll throw in more dirty cotton buds then, I just happen to have a few here...they're still warm! Edited October 26, 2010 by Lcvec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2010 Author #24 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I’d throw my alarm clock in but I need it. Oh, my ashtray is full... here comes cancer flavour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissMelsWell Posted October 26, 2010 #25 Share Posted October 26, 2010 My dog had some poop stuck to her fluffy butt fur... I've clipped it out, I'm a throwin' it in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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