Posted 29 January 2013 - 05:05 PM
John Weiss, on 29 January 2013 - 03:35 PM, said:
Sorry to admit this, but there ARE guns in the afterlife! Luckily, though, you can't kill a dead person. All kidding aside, the only thing that survives death is memory and the desire to experience the memories of others. If any of those memories involve firearms, they're vividly lifelike. Believe it or not, I fired a Thompson submachine gun during my afterlife experience. It was fun! But right here in reality, I am dead against gun ownership - with an accent on "dead!" If you're interested in my afterlife experiences, check out the ad for my book right here on the home page.
In best eric cartman voice "thanks for the laughs fella" i will continue to live here in reality till my time expires,when that day comes i will experience my own dont need a book.Thanks for the offer though
"If it is not advantageous,do not move.If objectives can not be attained,do not employ the army.Unless endangered do not engage in warfare.The ruler cannot mobilize the army out of personal anger.The general can not engage in battle because of personal frustration.When it is advantageous,move;when not advantageous,stop.Anger can revert to happiness,annoyance can revert to joy,but a vanquished state cannot be revived,the dead cannot be brought back to life." Sun-Tzu