Unwritten Posted January 20, 2016 #1 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Hello all, I am new to these forums and will be doing a ton of lurking before I begin posting. I am here to expand my views on history as far into the past as possible. I am here as a way to satiate my everlasting hunger for history and secondly to research for a novel I will be working on with my spouse. Looking forward to making acquaintances and having intellectual conversations that Challenge the current scientific paradigm. I am of the opinion that humanity has existed much longer than science admits, ancient man was not primitive cave dweller, and we are slowly putting the pieces back together despite heavy resistance from mainstream academia. I am of the opinion that humanity ascends and descends the ladder of consciousness cyclically through time as opposed to a linear fashion and that Darwin set us back a thousand years or more in terms of how we look at ourselves. Edited January 20, 2016 by Unwritten 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted January 20, 2016 #2 Share Posted January 20, 2016 - Thread cleaned - Welcome to the forums. To those whose posts were removed - keep in mind that this is the community lounge, a place for meeting and greeting new members, actual discussion on the topics and issues mentioned should be reserved for the main discussion sections of the forum. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unwritten Posted January 20, 2016 Author #3 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) Welcome to the forums. Thank you for the warm welcome. Edited January 20, 2016 by Unwritten 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_dreamer Posted January 20, 2016 #4 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Hello, welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyades Posted January 20, 2016 #5 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Hi Unwritten, a warm Welcome to UM, I wish you a Wonderful Unexplained Mysteries Journey here. You will have the pleasure of sharing your knowledge and experience with UM members. You will noticed that UM members are as eager as you are to share theirs also. Best of experience! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olate1 Posted January 21, 2016 #6 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Greetings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioness_Heart Posted January 21, 2016 #7 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Welcome aboard! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted January 21, 2016 #8 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Welcome to Unexplained Moosteries unwritten (and I am the most unexplained Moose here)… If you are looking for Intellectual Conversation... You might want to steer away from me (as this post may well point our to you)!... I noticed that you are a self-professed “Lurker”, or are at least exploring Luring as a pastime here, so please allow me to explain a few of this sites rules, laws and conditions of “Lurking”… -All Lurkers must be confined to their oubliettes between the hours of 9:13PM and 5:17 AM (Pago Pago Daylight Savings Time)… The penalties for being caught “out of dorm” during that period is too horrible to mention (okay, I’ll mention it… For a first offense you will be forced to endure an all-night karaoke, polka party at my house, for a second offense I will be the singer – Few dare to be subjected to a third offense) -It is no longer permitted to have hot plates, microwave ovens or any other cooking device in a Lurkers Oubliette… The chef has been complaining that actually cooking the gruel that is served, tends to kill the “critters” that dwell therein, and makes the offal actually somewhat digestible – though it does nothing for the taste… Inmates Residents are reminded that the gruel is from an ancient recipe handed down from early Neanderthal times and is a proud tradition here at the UM complex… Deviation from this tradition will earn the Lurker extra helpings at mealtimes – so beware! -Enrollment is currently underway for the much sought after Ancient Hittite Language course – which is not mandatory, but highly recommended for newly captured registered Lurkers and/or members, as all official correspondence with the Administration (Mods, Super Mods, Inquisitors, kitchen staff and Floggers) must be in Ancient Hittite (on approved baked clay tablets marked with a sharpened #2 stylus)… So sign up now, and when notified that you are accepted, go outside and wait on the curb for the Official Rickety Old Bus to take you to the UM Language Complex in Tryon, Oklahoma, where y’all ‘ll larn Hittite real durn good! -The Educational Staff at the UM Ed Center are proud to announce that the official Hittite Language Dictionary, Thesaurus and Dirty Limerick Resource material Collection - "Freeman's Notations of Adelson's Translations of Ancient Hittite (1921 edition - Wottsamatta U.) – Is now available in digital format! So use your digits (all ten of them) and pick up all 97 volumes of these high quality clay tablets (with the new bar code etched on the sides!) where-ever fine drivel is sold! -Due to a severe shortage of Porcupines and Badgers, new Lurkers will not be issued one of either of these charming pets until they reach Full member status… They will however still receive their complimentary Pet Squiggle! (But only a 2 liter bottle of burn ointment and anti-itch cream rather than the normal 55 gallon drum)… -Since UM has many Lurkers and Members that come from both a Metric and a Non-Metric society, the Staff, Admins and Mods on the “Ways to Be Mean Committee” have announced a standardized set of weights and measurements for all official UM correspondence… Velocity (Speed) will not be noted in Miles Per Hour (MPH) or Kilometers Per Hour (KPH) but will be noted in Furlongs per Fortnight (FpF).. As an example”: An automobile that is travelling at 50 MPH (or 80.4672 KPH) would be travelling at 161,280 FpF … Linear Measurements will be noted in Imperial Graasts… 1 Imperial Graast is the distance that a heavily inebriated barfly can stagger in fifteen minutes after closing time... Weight will now be noted in “Yaaks”… A Yaak is the average amount of grease (measured in Graast) that runs off of the UM kitchens grill for a 10 second period after breakfast… As an example: An item that weighs 1 Pound or .45 Kilograms will weigh 3,784.443 Yaaks (if pancakes are not served) and 11,567.33234 Yaaks if pancakes are served… -Due to the low ceilings in the hallways of the Lurkers dungeons, it is recommended that you wear a safety helmet while pogo-stick racing in corridors… -The Head Flogger in Lurker Dungeon #A45,345 –c would like to kindly remind Lurkers that he does NOT like being referred to as “Chuckles”, even though he does tend to chuckle a bit as he plies his trade… -The former ruling of “Lights Out In the Lurkers Oubliette’s After 8PM” has been rescinded… The Rules committee was reminded that there are no lights there anyway, and so no need for an order to turn them out… These are just a few of the rules and conditions that a new Lurker should be aware of, to ensure happy lurking here at the UM complex… Enjoy! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted January 22, 2016 #9 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Hello Unwritten, All I can say is, "It takes all kinds." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted January 22, 2016 #10 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Hello Unwritten Welcome to UM! Don't let the moose bother ya. He's really fairly tame. Hope you enjoy our forums. Looking forward to your posts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted January 28, 2016 #11 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Hello Unwritten please enjoy the site as you can see we have all kinds here and I think you will fit in just fine... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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