Revamp of Ghost in a jar..

[buggyelfmaiden]

Ghost gas WTF?

GHOSTGAS tm.....HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER!.....RARE FIND!.....A "MUST HAVE" FOR THE COLLECTOR!

GREAT FUN AT SLUMBER PARTIES!.....NO SEANCE WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT IT!

It is widely known and accepted that failing to hold your breath while driving past a graveyard will produce a "non-substance" we call GHOSTGAS tm. What may surprise you is that it is possible to actually capture and collect this elusive commodity. We at Gauranteed Ghost Gas (GGG) start by mixing a special secret ingredient with actual GRAVEYARD SOIL, and then add a copper penny to stabilize the mixture. (Why, the graveyard soil alone makes this a collectable conversation piece!) While the details of collecting are a trade secret, we can tell you that GHOSTGAS tm can only be gathered by true believers and the process is very time-consuming.

CAUTION: JAR IS GLASS AND SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE! DO NOT INGEST CONTENTS.

WE RECOMMEND THAT THE USER NOT OPEN THE JAR WHEN ALONE (especially at night)

ONCE GAS IS RELEASED, IT CAN NOT BE RECAPTURED.

CONTAINER IS SHOWN WITHOUT LABEL FOR CLARITY. ITEM WILL BE LABLED WITH BATCH NUMBER, CEMETARY NAME AND LOCATION, ALONG WITH THE DATE SAMPLE WAS COLLECTED.

We at GGG are new to EBAY, so please forgive us if we stumble over protocol. It is our sincere wish that your buying experience is nothing short of exceptional. It is our goal to achieve and maintain a 100% positive feedback rating. Please contact us with any questions or suggestions.

IT WILL BE OUR PLEASURE TO SERVE YOU! HAVE FUN!

Buyer pays all shipping and handling.

If not completely satisfied, return for complete refund of purchase price- minus shipping and handling.

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My response: What drugs are they on?

[schadeaux]

Gee, and all these years I've been giving shadow gas away for free...

darn ebay...

[fearfulone]

Im starting to think someone should start regulating ebay...the crap they put on there is amazing!

[buggyelfmaiden]

I can't beleive what some people try to sell either. WHat... do they take buyers for fools?Oh dear... they didn't get any bids. *Giggles*