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'Smurf' on the prowl in bizarre incidents

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:32 PM

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POLICE are hunting for a man "who looks like a smurf" responsible for a series of bizarre incidents around May Hill.

Several women have been approached by a man wearing a skintight blue all-in-one "morphsuit", who has then run off into woodland. His face was also painted blue.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:34 PM

*hides blue facepaint and blue suit* >:)

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:56 PM

It would be a one off experience... Calling the cops...  Stating the nature of the problem... Hello Officer, I wish to report an incident?... I was  attacked by a 6 foot  papa smurf..!!

It would seem too weird..
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 05:13 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 08 June 2012 - 03:56 PM, said:

It would be a one off experience... Calling the cops...  Stating the nature of the problem... Hello Officer, I wish to report an incident?... I was  attacked by a 6 foot  papa smurf..!!

It would seem too weird..

Haha, Wouldn't mind being attacked by Smurfette...
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

View PostCoffey, on 08 June 2012 - 05:13 PM, said:

Haha, Wouldn't mind being attacked by Smurfette...

Yea I bet you wouldn't  ... and you both can smurf it out  all night long       ............




Meaning to sit and chat  lol :P
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 07:50 PM

Even this spell of unseasonably chilly weather can't put off the really keen nudist, can it?
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 08:00 PM

View Postealdwita, on 08 June 2012 - 07:50 PM, said:

Even this spell of unseasonably chilly weather can't put off the really keen nudist, can it?

It's more of a vocation, I think.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 08:14 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 08 June 2012 - 07:37 PM, said:

Yea I bet you wouldn't  ... and you both can smurf it out  all night long    ............




Meaning to sit and chat  lol :P

Haha, of course. I never go all the way on the first date, I'm a Gentleman.
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 08:48 PM

Since he only does this on weekends maybe they should check the local mental institutions to see who gets a weekend pass.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:55 PM

View PostCoffey, on 08 June 2012 - 08:14 PM, said:

Haha, of course. I never go all the way on the first date, I'm a Gentleman.

Go all the way?  tsk tsk...I was talking about chatting  ... take your smurfing mind out of the smurfing guitter  .. you smurfing smurf smurf  lol :lol:

I wish I had of met a guy who was like you back when I was single...instead I found myself forever saying -  What do you think you are doing ?  Well I am long past the dating game now...sometimes that's a good thing !!

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 10:10 PM

pfft @ Gloucester.

I take the trouble to go down there in my Braveheart gear, practically naked, painted blue and freezin my nuts off and they think I'm a Smurf.

Shoulda gone to Blackpool instead.

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btw.. I was only asking the women for directions, honest.


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Posted 08 June 2012 - 11:37 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 08 June 2012 - 09:55 PM, said:

Go all the way?  tsk tsk...I was talking about chatting  ... take your smurfing mind out of the smurfing guitter  .. you smurfing smurf smurf  lol :lol:

I wish I had of met a guy who was like you back when I was single...instead I found myself forever saying -  What do you think you are doing ?  Well I am long past the dating game now...sometimes that's a good thing !!

Haha, I love smurfing!

Haha, we all ave little regrets or thinks we would have liked to have done differently, the main thing is you are happy now! You're never too old to date! :P (But you don't need to anyway! lol)

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 11:37 AM

View PostCoffey, on 08 June 2012 - 11:37 PM, said:

Haha, I love smurfing!

Haha, we all ave little regrets or thinks we would have liked to have done differently, the main thing is you are happy now! You're never too old to date! :P (But you don't need to anyway! lol)

I wouldn't smurfing want to go on a smurt  ...had me enough of smufing to last me a smurfing lifetime  lol
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 12:31 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 10 June 2012 - 11:37 AM, said:

I wouldn't smurfing want to go on a smurt  ...had me enough of smufing to last me a smurfing lifetime  lol


I get what you emant, but I think i'll translate it how I would like to hear it in my head. :P  LOL
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Posted 10 June 2012 - 02:00 PM

Watched this being read out on my local news, the poor newsreader was trying to hide her smile and not laugh!  I managed to contain my laughter until the point where she mentioned the 'smurf' was doing star jumps!
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