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#2821    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 07:36 PM

But I’m on his side. Do not take a bullet proof vest from me even if I offer you one because that would mean today is “shoot him in the groin” day. No, no head-shots, it’s bad manners to obviously shoot to kill.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 09:31 PM

*is struck dumb*................................. *but only for a short while* :D  Where to start? I just don't have the many layers of protective clothing(starting with a lead bodysuit), required for such an operation ...... Good Grief! there could be just about anything in there; I couldn't stand the trauma of it. Sorry.


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#2823    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:49 PM

I’m not saying you’re fat... but... maybe maybe I could lift you if there was a Chihuahua trapped under you, but that wouldn’t look gracefully at all.

Stage that, I want to see if I can do it.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:35 PM

There is no lifting device robust enough to elevate my frame.



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Posted 20 December 2012 - 06:48 AM

View Postacute alan, on 14 December 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

There is no lifting device robust enough to elevate my frame.



Take up Extreme Ironing.

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 01:40 PM

Oh, sweetie, i'd love to but you see..... Well, there are so many me's, I'm not really sure which one it is you want to reply to your message.

Needing to find out the right numbers for this code I am attempting to breaking, can you help?


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Posted 20 December 2012 - 01:41 PM

View PostBlue Star, on 20 December 2012 - 01:40 PM, said:

Oh, sweetie, i'd love to but you see..... Well, there are so many me's, I'm not really sure which one it is you want to reply to your message.

Needing to find out the right numbers for this code I am attempting to breaking, can you help?
Can't, media reported the code wrong.

Help me out with this babysitting job tomorrow?

Edited by Hasina, 20 December 2012 - 01:42 PM.

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 01:47 PM

Sorry I have a strict..... No sitting on babies...... of any kind, animal, vegetable ...I did sit on a birthday cake once but thats another story.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:01 PM

I swear it was 'Hostess" cakes and pies,  And I could just spit .... when they called me, ah..I meant my sister,' rosie keester.'.......

Edited by rrainn, 21 December 2012 - 06:04 PM.


#2830    acute

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 10:28 PM

Cook me some chicken.


#2831    ouija ouija

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 08:16 PM

That's easy to duck(get it?), out of: there's no chicken-cooking happening in this vegan kitchen ....... no sir!


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Posted 16 December 2013 - 12:54 AM

Ensure that I have a white Christmas .....................
.No a cannot do that ,because
some one lost the list ...&. (looking at my watch)* Wow... got to go , I left my Dod running!!!!

will you give me a star And the roll of cheese thats on the bar ?

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#2833    ouija ouija

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 04:25 PM

Weeeell ....... firstly, I have no idea what a roll of cheese looks like, and that bar is certainly waaay too high for me to reach the cheese on it. And if the bar is too high ....... well, the star definitely is! :lol:


Please tidy my garage for me. At the moment I couldn't fit a pair of rollerskates in there never mind a car!

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#2834    gracy4033

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 10:05 PM

I can't  tidy up your garage.....  I need ta go paint
the sky (blue) 4 a stranger.  Although the car is in




will you give me a Big can of paint?




* helen *  a cheese wheel..........

Edited by gracy4033, 16 December 2013 - 10:09 PM.

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#2835    acute

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:36 PM

View Postgracy4033, on 16 December 2013 - 10:05 PM, said:

will you give me a Big can of paint?

Unfortunately, the shelf where I keep paint has another shelf 6 inches above it,
so I can only fit teeny tiny tins on it.



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