Still Waters Posted May 21, 2011 #1 Share Posted May 21, 2011 They have long been famed for their love of lavish banquets and rich recipes. But what is less well known is that the British royals also had a taste for human flesh.A new book on medicinal cannibalism has revealed that possibly as recently as the end of the 18th century British royalty swallowed parts of the human body. The author adds that this was not a practice reserved for monarchs but was widespread among the well-to-do in Europe. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emin Posted May 21, 2011 #2 Share Posted May 21, 2011 lol of all people who would've thought human flesh is medicinal, surely the british Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshy Posted May 21, 2011 #3 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Nom nom nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipotep Posted May 22, 2011 #4 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I always thought that the royals were a bunch of parasites ....this just confirms it TiP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquatus1 Posted May 22, 2011 #5 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Oh please. The rich have always tried to be hip by eating what the poor people eat. Even if it turns out to be other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted May 23, 2011 #6 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Duh, I don't know what to say except, only the Brit's, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted May 23, 2011 #7 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Tasty, i bet the queen can't wait to snack on those enormous ear's of Alberts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Document Posted May 25, 2011 #8 Share Posted May 25, 2011 OMG, DAVID ICKE YOU SLY DOG! HE WAS RIGHT! Kidding...Well. What ever jingles their balls. Hey whats for breakfast? oh just human fingers with some meat shavings from your grandmas thighs. Oh, ok cool bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Snowflake Posted May 25, 2011 #9 Share Posted May 25, 2011 This is something I'd expect from a 3rd world country with beilief's in witchcraft and all that. I don't get why people are acting like this is something the British would do without question. I'm british and it sounds totally messed up to me. Ok I like black pudding and Haggis but thats not the same as human flesh now is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icet925 Posted May 25, 2011 #10 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Dang...this is just demonic. I really don't doubt that they would worship the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted May 25, 2011 #11 Share Posted May 25, 2011 (edited) You see? Mankind is just a bunch of psycho's really. *yawns* Edited May 25, 2011 by Device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamika Posted May 25, 2011 #12 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I don't think most people would taste very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted May 25, 2011 #13 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I don't think most people would taste very good. I agree, that's why royalty never ate clowns or jesters... they tasted funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtarel Posted May 25, 2011 #14 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I'm not sure how a whole book about this can be interesting. How many different ways can the author tell about old-time Europeople ultizing everything, wasting very little, including their own dead and the rich nutritious molds that groweth upon it? Someday will it give readers the willies to hear the shocking story of how people in our time used transplanted organs from the bodies of other people, cadaver bone for joint repair, and alla that? BTW, this revelation sounds way less horrid to me than the aforementioned black pudding and hagas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
27vet Posted May 25, 2011 #15 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I thought that the meat tasted strange when I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptozological Mascot Posted May 25, 2011 #16 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I agree, that's why royalty never ate clowns or jesters... they tasted funny. Niiiiiice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptozological Mascot Posted May 25, 2011 #17 Share Posted May 25, 2011 A group of missionaries were captured deep in the heart of Africa by a tribe of cannibals who proceeded to boil them alive, then eat every part of them. After the monstrous feast, the cannibals complained about a stomach ache… the witch doctor asked what the missionaries looked like to which the tribe responded that they wore brown robes and had the very tops of their heads shaved. “Oh I see the problem…” said the witch doctor. “You boiled some fryers!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR: Posted May 25, 2011 #18 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I agree, that's why royalty never ate clowns or jesters... they tasted funny. LOL! This made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted May 25, 2011 #19 Share Posted May 25, 2011 (edited) This is something I'd expect from a 3rd world country with beilief's in witchcraft and all that. I don't get why people are acting like this is something the British would do without question. I'm british and it sounds totally messed up to me. Ok I like black pudding and Haggis but thats not the same as human flesh now is it? LOL, Hagis is probably as bad as human flesh, LOL. We had to attempt to eat that stuff during celebrations when I was a kid. Yeccccchhhh, me no like, LOL. I would, however, like to take a bite out of Anna Kournikova !!! Edited May 25, 2011 by Robbie333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted May 25, 2011 #20 Share Posted May 25, 2011 “Oh I see the problem…” said the witch doctor. “You boiled some fryers!” Ha, good one! LOL! This made my day. That's always been my favorite cannibal joke. Can you imagine the chunks of meat the British Royalty got caught in their teeth way back then before modern dentistry? "excuse me your Excellency, you have a bit of 'peasant' Smith between your teeth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie333 Posted May 25, 2011 #21 Share Posted May 25, 2011 A group of missionaries were captured deep in the heart of Africa by a tribe of cannibals who proceeded to boil them alive, then eat every part of them. After the monstrous feast, the cannibals complained about a stomach ache… the witch doctor asked what the missionaries looked like to which the tribe responded that they wore brown robes and had the very tops of their heads shaved. "Oh I see the problem…" said the witch doctor. "You boiled some fryers!" [/quote LOL, good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodnite Posted May 25, 2011 #22 Share Posted May 25, 2011 I agree, that's why royalty never ate clowns or jesters... they tasted funny. Stop! Stop! You guys are killing me- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brainiac Posted May 26, 2011 #23 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Check out the cannibals of the other parts of this world maybe they have the same purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePitOfReason Posted May 26, 2011 #24 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Well it never ends does it and we wonder whats wrong with people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unseen Posted May 26, 2011 #25 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Why does this not surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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