EllJay Posted December 12, 2013 #1 Share Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) Ok. I will start off with a post I wrote in the thread "What's a random thing that scares you?" this summer. Some thought this to be a very unlikely way to get attacked by a snake, and pretty irrational. Well, I got news for those people. But first, here is my old post: I have a totally irrational scare, and that is that while sitting on the toilet a snake has managed to worm itself up through the pipes and bite me in the ***, or even worse. I have never been a subject to such an attack, neither do I know anyone who have been attacked. I don't even live in a country with any really poisonous or big snakes. I have though, read about some people being bit just that way, and for some reason it has stuck with me. It's not that big of a scare that I avoid going to the bathroom, or that I constantly look down the toilet while sitting on it. It's more of a irritating, haunting thought that lingers in the back of my head. ..and here is the story I read today.>>> Snake bites man’s penis A 34-year-old man at Faaman near Mankranso in the Ahafo Ano South District of the Ashanti Region had his penis bitten by a snake while attending to nature’s call. Kwabena Nkrumah was attending to nature’s call at a public toilet facility in a deplorable state at Faaman when he suddenly felt a sharp pain at the tip of his manhood. When he starred deep into the toilet, Nkrumah, who is a porter, nearly collapsed as he saw a big black snake which was about to pounce on his dangling manhood once again. http://www.ghanaweb....l.php?ID=294628 I'll bring a shotgun the next time I need to go to the toielt, from now on. Edited December 13, 2013 by Saru Removed copyrighted image - reduced quote length 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diablo_04 Posted December 12, 2013 #2 Share Posted December 12, 2013 You just don't bite a someone's penis, no matter what you are! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted December 12, 2013 #3 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Yikes! Better start doing a cursory flush before using from now on... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Meadows Posted December 12, 2013 #4 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Just when you thought it was safe to pee.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Professor T Posted December 12, 2013 Popular Post #5 Share Posted December 12, 2013 The snake saw another snake. They can be very territorial you know.. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diablo_04 Posted December 12, 2013 #6 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Yikes! Better start doing a cursory flush before using from now on... Its not good idea to waist water...but still you can't just ignore the safety of a penis, you just cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 12, 2013 #7 Share Posted December 12, 2013 the snake claims self defense ... ~ on a side note ~ a lot of tourists finds us locals 'weird' when we 'seek permission' when we answer nature's call in the jungle ... or when we need to pass certain areas ... we always without fail say "excuse me ... please make way ... I am only - __________ " ~ better be safe than sorry I guess ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted December 13, 2013 #8 Share Posted December 13, 2013 If the old traditional way of removing the venom from a snake bite is to be believed, that poor bloke'll soon find out who his friends are! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted December 13, 2013 #9 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Its not good idea to waist water...but still you can't just ignore the safety of a penis, you just cant You're right, it is a waste of water but I don't have a penis to bite either.... hmmm... maybe a cursory plunger would work because penis or not, it will be extremely unpleasant to have a snake in any toilet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted December 13, 2013 #10 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Ouch. Good thing it didn't go after his testicals as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted December 13, 2013 #11 Share Posted December 13, 2013 If the old traditional way of removing the venom from a snake bite is to be believed, that poor bloke'll soon find out who his friends are! A guy's 'johnson' get's bitten by a snake and his friend rushes back to a doctor to get advice. The doctor tells him that you have to suck out the venom or the victim will die. When the friend gets back to the scene, the injured party asks, "What did the doctor say?" He replies, "The doctor says you're going to die." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkitecht Posted December 13, 2013 #12 Share Posted December 13, 2013 A guy's 'johnson' get's bitten by a snake and his friend rushes back to a doctor to get advice. The doctor tells him that you have to suck out the venom or the victim will die. When the friend gets back to the scene, the injured party asks, "What did the doctor say?" He replies, "The doctor says you're going to die." ...Oh man,now that was freaking funny!I really did laugh out loud!Good1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Der Box Skeptisch Posted December 13, 2013 #13 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The snake was defending himself. What else was he supposed to do when another snake showed up with a couple of nuts? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insaniac Posted December 13, 2013 #14 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Black Mamba vs White Milk Snake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted December 13, 2013 #15 Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) It coulda been worse. The snake coulda just laughed at it. That would definitely scar a man for life. Edited December 13, 2013 by Eldorado 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffSplitkins Posted December 13, 2013 #16 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The snake was defending himself. What else was he supposed to do when another snake showed up with a couple of nuts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted December 13, 2013 #17 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Off the subject a tad, but did you know that the FBI and other Gov agencies has routed spy equipment(mostly microphones) into toilets from a distance because there are no screens or other obstructions? This was used in the WACO incident, and I'm sure many others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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