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[Tommy]

Give it a go.  ;D

CLICK HERE  :sj

Here's mine....

"Do you want to know the truth about aliens? For 23 years, MI5 has been suppressing information from you about aliens and thus endangering the welfare of Europeans.

In August 1999, The Queen met with Chris Evans in Liverpool to discuss The Euro. As it happens, they engaged in something more interesting and ended up hatching a plan involving the Eskimos in Greenland.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with BBC and their ties to abductions.

A report in The Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Green Peace, various caretakers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Bill Gates. According to the report, passages in the book "The Jungle Book" and lyrics in Andreas Bocelli 's music point to a connection between these individuals and aliens.

According to a spokesman at The Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about aliens any longer. Learn the truth!"

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[cerberus]

The David Hasselhoff Antichrist conspiracy... :si   David Hasselhoff IS the Antichrist.The REAL story...... David had a tiff with Beelzebub, when Beelzebub called David a wimpy-wimpy-wuss-wuss.So David, decided to show he was the only true king of evil... His fiendish plot was to brainwash the earth into worshipping him.His rather convincing 'acting' in Knight Rider and Baywatch were reasons, but a more sinister motive was unapparent.. I can reveal, in Knight Rider, that glowing red light on his car 'Kitt'....was actually a secret hypnotic demonic  message to the unknowing public. Also, in Baywatch, all that bouncing... again a demonic suggestion! As his popularity soared... the message was realised by Elvis and he spoiled David's plan of world domination... Elvis was sent back from the future, after his mysterious death.He foiled David's plan, and then went back to the planet Nubiru.  To see how David was found out, click on this link.... www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml