Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 7, 2005 #1 Share Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) Saw this on another board. The thrust of this challenge is to create a series of haiku that are linked -- the last line of one is the first line of the next and so on ... smelling rotting corpse found a hobo in my bed looks like Ron Howard looks like Ron Howard with his dentists drill in hand I will take the gas so the next haiku starts with ... I will take the gas Edited October 5, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 7, 2005 #2 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I will take the gas you can blame us, we ate beans wholesome squishy snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 7, 2005 Author #3 Share Posted April 7, 2005 wholesome squishy snack with an old man's toothless mouth I eat lime jello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 7, 2005 #4 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I eat lime jello put it under Moe's armpits we dance, heap big fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 7, 2005 Author #5 Share Posted April 7, 2005 we dance, heap big fun naked hippies round a fire ouch! watch out for sparks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 7, 2005 #6 Share Posted April 7, 2005 ouch! watch out for sparks burned hair like Michael Jackson whose your daddy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 7, 2005 Author #7 Share Posted April 7, 2005 whose your daddy now? drop some dollars daddy on your sweet baby girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffypuffer Posted April 7, 2005 #8 Share Posted April 7, 2005 your sweet baby girl smiles resplendent, birthday gilt. cupcakes and ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCajun Posted April 7, 2005 #9 Share Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) DOT'S I will take the gas: i will take the gas take a deep breath, it's your last down goes the ski mask drive up to the house peering eyes, no witnesses relief, no police cut through the back door. images of girls and whores. mercy. oh dear lord. i come to his bed. beat his body, gaged and bound he moans and makes sounds rapist. molester. little girls safe and sound daughters and moms too spread the gas around with match lit, smile and big grin "even trade" i say Edited April 7, 2005 by RaginCajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 7, 2005 Author #10 Share Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) Cool Cajun (edit I re- read it and it was a very cool haiku) but your haiku should start with snuffy's last line. cupcakes and ice cream. Edited April 7, 2005 by Daughter of the Nine Moons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCajun Posted April 7, 2005 #11 Share Posted April 7, 2005 cupcakes and ice cream. is fun to make with the teams. please don't eat with beans. bannana ice cream gives headache. get a good rest tonight i will dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 7, 2005 Author #12 Share Posted April 7, 2005 tonight I will dream danger; adventure await dragons sail the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyDevil2053 Posted April 7, 2005 #13 Share Posted April 7, 2005 dragons sail the sea just to die in the waters what a suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 7, 2005 Author #14 Share Posted April 7, 2005 what a suicide to watch the lemmings leap from cliff, smashed on the rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 7, 2005 #15 Share Posted April 7, 2005 cliff smashed on the rocks then cliff's friend took a photo his name was Winky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted April 8, 2005 #16 Share Posted April 8, 2005 His name is Winky A smillie little fellow who likes to tickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hAiLO_ Posted April 8, 2005 #17 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Who likes to tickle Pricky pokey cactuses I need chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted April 8, 2005 #18 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I need chocolate dark and creamy it is good it's no Bill Shatner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hAiLO_ Posted April 8, 2005 #19 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Its no Bill Shatner He should date Martha Stewert Decorate my home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man_in_mudboots Posted April 8, 2005 #20 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Decorate my home Drape it in fine furnishings Make it worth my buck. ..........and here i was expecting blasphemous, sacreligious haikus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeceris Posted April 8, 2005 #21 Share Posted April 8, 2005 make it worth my buck i'm looking for peking duck on a piece of toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 8, 2005 #22 Share Posted April 8, 2005 on a piece of toast rest jimmys severed finger he bites, yum crunchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 8, 2005 Author #23 Share Posted April 8, 2005 he bites, yum crunchy groovy granola snackies peace out my brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted April 8, 2005 #24 Share Posted April 8, 2005 peace out my brother I choke my dog with toothpaste he foams at mouth now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted April 8, 2005 Author #25 Share Posted April 8, 2005 he foams at mouth now alka seltzer overload gastronomic bliss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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