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[Helen of Annoy]

The Silver Thong, on 04 February 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Hmmm mail order bride plus a lawyer, I would need a second job lol but tempting    This was and is the only chat forum I have really joined. It`s easy to get chatty to the point you know someone better then you expected to.  Besides whats wrong with pushy eastern European chicks, there is no commision on this site    

I`ll even through in some bubble wrap     lol Helen you always make me smile.  What did that other fellow say, Hotopuss  

Yeah, Hotopus! Not the all-seeing toilet seat fascists with hound dog sense of smell like some call me when they want to start the fight.
Kidding. I don’t care if toilet seat was left up or down. Aren’t you sorry now you didn’t collect that package?

[The Silver Thong]

Helen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 08:11 PM, said:

Yeah, Hotopus! Not the all-seeing toilet seat fascists with hound dog sense of smell like some call me when they want to start the fight.
Kidding. I don’t care if toilet seat was left up or down. Aren’t you sorry now you didn’t collect that package?

Hey now, there are times I wish I left the seat down, that porcelain is damn cold.  I never got the slip in the mail I had a package (don`t go there) at the post office.  I`m sorry, Canadian immigration is a real bitcch.  You might have had some contraband on ya, oh wait this is Canada never mind. Going to check my mail now, fingers crossed.............. crap Nigeria has fooled me yet again  

[Biff Wellington]

The Silver Thong, on 04 February 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

Hey now, there are times I wish I left the seat down, that porcelain is damn cold.  I never got the slip in the mail I had a package (don`t go there) at the post office.  I`m sorry, Canadian immigration is a real bitcch.  You might have had some contraband on ya, oh wait this is Canada never mind. Going to check my mail now, fingers crossed.............. crap Nigeria has fooled me yet again  

... for only a small 5k investment...

[Helen of Annoy]

Dosojin Midnight, on 04 February 2012 - 09:02 PM, said:

... for only a small 5k investment...

You’re ruining my business.

[Biff Wellington]

Helen of Annoy, on 04 February 2012 - 09:11 PM, said:

You’re ruining my business.

I'm just helping for a small fee... your soul!

[The Silver Thong]

Dosojin Midnight, on 04 February 2012 - 09:02 PM, said:

... for only a small 5k investment...

SOLD!!!!!  now when do I get the goods  

[Biff Wellington]

The Silver Thong, on 04 February 2012 - 09:25 PM, said:

SOLD!!!!!  now when do I get the goods  

As soon as I return to Nigeria & tie up some... uh, loose ends. I need the cash first.

[orangepeaceful79]

Dosojin Midnight, on 04 February 2012 - 09:30 PM, said:

As soon as I return to Nigeria & tie up some... uh, loose ends. I need the cash first.

Consider this to be a gentle redirection before everyone forgets the point of the thread.  Has anyone told their crush that they are in fact the subject of crushing?

[Biff Wellington]

orangepeaceful79, on 04 February 2012 - 09:45 PM, said:

Consider this to be a gentle redirection before everyone forgets the point of the thread.  Has anyone told their crush that they are in fact the subject of crushing?

I was indeed fair.

[xCrimsonx]

[Aim4TheHead]

I can't say anything about my crush because he'll instantly know who he is..

[nativechick1989]

Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl   
That's all I'm gonna say   don't wanna embarrass him  

[Biff Wellington]

nativechick1989, on 05 February 2012 - 04:56 AM, said:

Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl   
That's all I'm gonna say   don't wanna embarrass him  

Yours is the funniest one yet  

[Englishgent]

nativechick1989, on 05 February 2012 - 04:56 AM, said:

Oh yeah, I use to chase my crush all over the UM boards...I was definitely a Cougar on the prowl   
That's all I'm gonna say   don't wanna embarrass him  

<-------looks back at old posts to see if he has been chased,,,,,,,,,nope,,,it isnt me

[Knight Of Shadows]

what a weird game ! anyway
anyone seen my mistress ? i've got a crush on her shades she completes my shadows