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#16    diablo_04

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 11:40 AM

I lost my dog in the park I have take the day off to find him, he is like family to me.

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 11:56 AM

Well I've seen it work many times. Lol. Some girls get it bad.


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Posted 15 November 2012 - 12:18 PM

View PostShadowBoy86x, on 15 November 2012 - 07:20 AM, said:



Medically retired? :huh:

When one has been told not to work indefinately because they have medical problems.


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Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:22 PM

View Postwith bells on, on 15 November 2012 - 11:56 AM, said:

Well I've seen it work many times. Lol. Some girls get it bad.

I know, I was one of them that did... I used to sit down the back at break time and drink hot tea , smoke a ciggy, a couple of  strong pain killers and it helped me cope the rest of the day.  It can drain you and make you feel tired...so when I got home, a hot water bottle  or hot bean bag  for my tummy.. and I would sleep..

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 10:21 PM

View PostBling, on 15 November 2012 - 12:18 PM, said:

When one has been told not to work indefinately because they have medical problems.
I fell of a building and buggered up my whole right side so I know what you mean but I was lucky enough to get a lot of movement back and so now I work part time. :yes:


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Posted 15 November 2012 - 11:51 PM

View PostCRIPTIC CHAMELEON, on 15 November 2012 - 10:21 PM, said:

I fell of a building and buggered up my whole right side so I know what you mean but I was lucky enough to get a lot of movement back and so now I work part time. :yes:

Glad you mended :)

You said 'buggered' *childish giggle*


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Posted 18 November 2012 - 09:29 PM

View PostBling, on 15 November 2012 - 11:51 PM, said:

Glad you mended :)

You said 'buggered' *childish giggle*
Yeah it's a slightly different meaning down under I forget about dual meanings to some words and in the context of how we use them. lol


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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:56 AM

"I got the flu. They said it's contagious. Still want me to come in?"

That one usually works, most of the time they say "no".

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:18 AM

View PostCRIPTIC CHAMELEON, on 13 November 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

. So folks whats your best excuse to take a sick day.  :yes:

I fell off a ladder on my sons skateboard that made me fall on my @ss on an innocent porcupine and his spines, which in turn gave me rectal dysfunction, at the same time my grandmother died....for the fifth time this year....so I cant come to work today.............honestly!!!

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:09 PM

View PostCRIPTIC CHAMELEON, on 13 November 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

Ah yes the good old sicky I've heard some whoppers over the years and I've even told a few, one of the best was a mates wife rang in and told the boss that her husbands work pants have been stolen of the line and eaten by a herd of goats. So folks whats your best excuse to take a sick day.  :yes:
Did that excuse have any luck? :P

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 07:26 PM

It would have to be something to do with aliens I'm afraid.
Something on the lines that  I got abducted without a cent in my pocket.
And when I got back I lost my clothes and ended up shivering my butt on Baffin Island.
Thats the best I can think off at the moment but I would dare not say it in real life.

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:45 AM

If you wear contacts... Pink eye. Hands down. I even got sent home a few times because they thought I caught it again. ( I was just sleepy and my eyes were irritated so I was using eye drops :P )


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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:06 PM

View PostCuriousGreek, on 08 December 2012 - 03:09 PM, said:

Did that excuse have any luck? :P
Yes the first time as he lived on a small hobby farm. :yes:


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:16 AM

A coworker of mine called in once and said that his anus has been leaking all morning. That was pretty effective.





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