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Kenyan Women to Sex Starve Men


sarah snow

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Women's activist groups in Kenya have called for a seven-day sex ban on the country's men in an attempt to shock the political class into overcoming bitter feuds and working together.

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AWESOME!!!

Except... seven days...

What? That... may not work anyways. The way things are over there.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/0...rape/index.html

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good for them :tu: if i were a woman, thats exactly what i would've done :)

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Poor guys. Womens are evil! :rolleyes:

God we are. It's so sexy.

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Pure evil. :o

Poor guys.

Actually thinking about it, it may backfire, after 7 days the women will receive the built up backlash of horny guys, the poor women will probably need wheelchairs on standby.

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Pure evil. :o

Poor guys.

Actually thinking about it, it may backfire, after 7 days the women will receive the built up backlash of horny guys, the poor women will probably need wheelchairs on standby.

And a chocolate IV drip.

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And a chocolate IV drip.

LOL

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Well guys, it's time to enact plan C. It's time to get our your inner rainbow, buy some Elton John and get some zimas! :lol: That'll teach'em! ;)

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Well guys, it's time to enact plan C. It's time to get our your inner rainbow, buy some Elton John and get some zimas! :lol: That'll teach'em! ;)

I misread that as "inner elbow" and was really bemused!

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*looks at my inner elbow* Umm... Hey baby, I like how you lift my weights ;) *licks* :rofl:

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*looks at my inner elbow* Umm... Hey baby, I like how you lift my weights ;) *licks* :rofl:

My sister can actually lick her elbow.

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*looks at my inner elbow* Umm... Hey baby, I like how you lift my weights ;) *licks* :rofl:

:lol: Brilliant!

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I can see this being good for Jergens hand lotion, there sales will sky rocket :innocent:

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I can see this being good for Jergens hand lotion, there sales will sky rocket :innocent:

I wonder if they have Jergens in Kenya... if so, I want to know how much is being sold!

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Just think of the battery sales.

They'd go gay on each other before they stooped to that.

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Or maybe that's it... there's just more to the plan...

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If this strategy sounds familiar to anyone...

Lysistrata, written by the comedian Aristophanes in 411 BC, and performed in Athens... :)

Lysistrata convinces the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands as a means of forcing the men to negotiate a peace and end the Peloponnesian War, a strategy however that inflames the battle between the sexes. The play is notable for its exposé of sexual relations in a male-dominated society and for its use of both double entendre and explicit obscenities.

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They'd go gay on each other before they stooped to that.

Doesn't matter both are kinda sexy :D I mean the batteries and the women going gay LOL I'm buying stock in Jergens if this trend keeps up lol

As for sales of Jergens in Kenya hmmmm Maybe I should wait for this to hit the U.K. :w00t:

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They'd go gay on each other before they stooped to that.

They would import Hookers before they would stoop that low :lol:

Pavot

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Any of you ladies want to join me in taking up a collection to purchase these women some pruning shears for "protection"? :D

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They would import Hookers before they would stoop that low :lol:

Pavot

LOL! Pavot you just figured out out to beat these evil women! TWO CHEERS FOR PAVOT!

HOOKERS FOR ALL!

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Any of you ladies want to join me in taking up a collection to purchase these women some pruning shears for "protection"? :D

Desperate Kenyan Bingo Grannies with Pruning shears Ah! Now that a Scary Thought :lol:

Pavot

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