In a flat world there is an explanation to everything.
Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:28 PM
I guess you can't get any better than that.... on Apr. 1st I would think that it is a fantastic joke.
A skeptic is a well informed believer and a pessimist a well informed optimist
The most dangerous views of the world are from those who have never seen it. ~ Alexander v. Humboldt If you want to bulls**t me please do it so that it takes me more than a minute to find out
Preventing bitten burglars? Oh the problems you'll solve, Wales!
We have an epidemic of dog murders in my country thanks to too many gun-happy cops who somehow get ignored whenever it's suggested that our right to bear arms get infringed. And our loved ones and family members on four legs get gunned down with no legal recourse in most cases. Just try shooting a police dog and plumb the depths of the PD's hypocrisy.
Oh yes ,god forbid those poor defenseless burglars get hurt if a good protective doggie,harms the hand holding the gun or rope ,especially if more than one of these poor sweet burglars come in numbers...
I mean gosh ,those three guys in conneticut ,who brutally beat raped and killed that man's entire family ,would be terribly hurt,if a bad doggie bit those disgusting pieces of detritus that destroyed this mans entire life.
Now he would be fined,but maybe his wife and daughters would be alive...too bad he didn't have six dogs....too BAD .
Bad bad doggies .Bad bad owners.
Edited by Simbi Laveau, 02 January 2013 - 04:25 PM.
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway-John Wayne
Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:23 PM
I'm glad my state passed a law that says if you get hurt while trespassing, tough luck. It's already stood up in court too. Criminals were suing their victims from prison because they got hurt while committing the crime or people were just trespassing on your property and had a accident.
This law is stupid, your dog should have the right to defend your home from intruders.
Hige sceal þe heardra, heorte þe cenre, mod sceal þe mare, þe ure mægen lytlað.
Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:35 PM
If I hear a suspicious noise during the night I send Mrs.Ealdwita to reconnoiter. The sight of her in her nightie, curlers and her Make-me-look-like-Cheryl-Cole face cream, is more than enough to send dedicated squads of SAS and Spetznatz into full bowel-loosened retreat! The last time it happened, three would-be burglars begged me to set the dogs on them!
"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
"I was born with a priceless gift - the ability to laugh at other peoples' troubles" - Dame Edna Everage
“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:42 PM
My advice to anyone who hears a burglar in there house is to do what I did, surprise them with pickaxe handle, beat them to death & dump the body in the wee hours in a remote location.
I mean, they were hardly going to tell anyone where they were going that evening were they.
Edited by itsnotoutthere, 02 January 2013 - 11:44 PM.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
― Groucho Marx